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TexArcher

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  1. After a slow start, that turned out beautifully. Got the catch-and-run explosive TD, a takeaway, and a red zone TD. Arch and Sark answered two questions there. Now run the ball and let's see if we can get the shutout.
  2. OH NO, WE DON'T SUCK AGAIN!!!
  3. WELCOME TO THE FUCKING GAME, GENTLEMEN!!!
  4. WELCOME BACK, MR. BONER. YOU'VE BEEN MISSED.
  5. That'll do!!!!!!!!
  6. Jesus, Niblett.
  7. Thank goodness this QB sucks.
  8. What the fuck god dammit??
  9. OMFG
  10. Good run, Arch. Call something that doesn't suck, Sark.
  11. Hey, buddy... Nice kick...
  12. Ohio State did worse than that on 37 snaps.
  13. Okay, let's donkey punch these California losers.
  14. Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.
  15. I am 49 years old, and I still wake up too early on Game Day and can't fall back asleep. Let's get in the W column with many touchdowns to spare.
  16. It's like they give a shit about my shopping experience and they want me to come back. It takes some getting used to, but I think they're onto something.
  17. LAWSUIT IN 3... 2... 1...
  18. He needed tha money, ehhhhhh!
  19. They'll be reaching out to Milli Vanilli and Carrot Top for engagement opportunities by next season.
  20. Texas -- 58 Saint Joe -- 7 We get 8 touchdowns and a safety. Total rushing = 256
  21. I'm not even a Cowboy fan and I'd like to slap the shit out of him just for looking like Bert Auburn's dad.
  22. How many updates to the NFL Fans Going Goon thread are happening in real time in that stadium right now?
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