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TexArcher

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  1. Hence, no scar. And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op? And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before? I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.
  2. That is amazing. I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.
  3. "Man, those Canucks would still be speaking French if it weren't for us bailing them out. We should quit sending our welfare up there until they show some gratitude." -- Publicly educated Trumpkin, probably
  4. Live feed from Kibbles' house...
  5. Nothing will ever top the Rampage powerbomb because ot the caliber of fighter he did it to. Ricardo Arona was very close to world class.
  6. Isn't Markwayne Mullin the guy who challenged somebody to a fight in the middle of Congress? Now he's scared to sit in a locked car through a 60-second red light? This makes it seem like he may not actually be a tough guy. Like, I dunno, man, maybe the first thing was performance art or something?
  7. It's gonna be a lot. I'm glad I'm white and I'll get to see them all.
  8. Also, are we not talking about Trump taking military control of DC today? Seems like more than just "look at this shiny thing and not at the Epstein stuff," no?
  9. But they'll *strenuously* object.
  10. Imagine thinking you could vote for Trump and not get fucked over. Y'all still believe in Santa Claus, too?
  11. I wonder if the cartels will leave their face coverings on their severed heads as they're swinging from an overpass?
  12. And his wife's whorish exposed shoulders, which everybody knows are much less classy than exposed white implanted tits.
  13. Trump is Temu Putin.
  14. That's the perfect way to say what I was saying earlier. And Trump yells his money (while he's leveraged to the hilt).
  15. Yep. The Kennedys and Bushes dressed well, and they had nice things, and they had taste (or could afford people who did). Old Money isn't loud about it, because everyone in their circle has money, too. It's expected. So, you show it, quietly, with a nod and a wink, and maybe a little class. Everything about Donald Trump screams New Money, like he's some street kid who won the lottery and he's been trying to buy his way into the Old Money Country Club ever since. This is ironic, given how much family money he came from, but real Old Money would never surround itself with that much gold paint, unless maybe its dick didn't work.
  16. Oh, I love Greek food. But I'll take my chili Texan, thank y'all kindly.
  17. And they eat dogs in Korea, but that doesn't mean I have to.
  18. This is dog shit dressing up as food for Halloween.
  19. Aggy could have the 1985 Bears roster coached by Bear Bryant with a literal bear at defensive tackle and they'd still lose at least 4 games.
  20. I mean, photos of Latino women and children in cages didn't. I'm not sure this will, either. But we may also be past the point where they have to pretend to give a shit what voters think anyway.
  21. They could see video of Trump waving his dick around in front of a room full of boys and they would say the video was doctored as part of a smear campaign. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. A lot of these people still believe the earth is only 6,000 years old and all of the genetic diversity of mankind came from one man and one woman. Evidence doesn't mean shit to these people.
  22. "See, it's totally normal!" -- Aggy Corps, probably
  23. Bless your heart...
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