Everything posted by TexArcher
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
I'm seriously thinking of ditching YTTV. All I need it for is sports, really. Between Netflix and HBO Go or Max or whatever, I've got all the movies and standup I need. So, if I have to go to Pluckers every Sat to watch football now, I can redirect my cable payment to chicken wings. Fuck 'em.
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Trump’s America
If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
They're ransoming something we already paid for. These jerkoffs are actually making me miss the Time Warner model of "just raise prices and hope everybody on autopay doesn't notice."
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
It was a busted coverage and a bunch of ref fuckery. Anybody who watched that game knows we blasted them 34-10 through 3 quarters.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
New motto?
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Fucking rigoddamndiculous that I am willing to pay a significant amount for the good college football games this weekend and I still can't have them, in 2025. Everyone involved can fuck their own faces.
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Election Day 2025
Well, he's probably gonna get Mamdani shot, so there's that.
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Election Day 2025
They should trace those calls and unregister the voters who made them. I'm completely serious.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Well, ou has to be highly ranked to give the teams who are about to beat them full credit. This is standard SEC and national media stuff. Didn't aggy once go 8-4 and 0-4 against ranked teams, but they counted as a quality win for those 4 teams and no one noticed that aggy's 8 wins were against air? Because 8-4 in the SEC is like 10-2 in any other conference. Sure, Jan. Meanwhile, we can't even get straight officiating. Fuck the SEC.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
I still can't believe that we reached a time when Bush/Cheney were not the absolute worst rulers this country had ever seen. Not the first time any of us have had that thought, I'm sure. But it's still amazing to think about. Shouldn't have been possible.
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The Democratic Party
I have never heard of a pain in the side.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
Right. I'm glad he voted for Kamala, but he still killed 600k civilians in the wrong country so he could profit from rebuilding it.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
2025 still has two months to redeem itself, and this is a good start.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
My folder "Tax Docs" could win the Nobel Prize for "big naturals MILF" searches.
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Week 11 - BYE WEEK 2
Bye week is terrible. We should win convincingly.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
What's the story here? Because that's the least hateable pic I've ever seen of this guy.
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Trump’s America
Did Surly just launch a country music sensation??
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
That works out to $200 per, so I'm guessing the answer is about $275 per? I mean, they're not doing this without giving themselves a raise, right?
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I'll take it, and that's an intriguing matchup for neutral fans, too.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Dumbass doesn't even know how apostrophes work. Fuck Ted Cruz, too.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Maybe a coordinator?
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Just lay there and enjoy it, defense. God damn.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Davis Mills is the Ryan Leaf of Tim Couches.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Fuck's sake.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Davis Mills about to go John Elway 6-minute 4th quarter TD drive to win it.