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TexArcher

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  1. But fucking a hooker behind your pregnant wife's back then paying the hooker to keep her mouth shut is very legal and very cool. Sexual assault isn't legal or cool, but then again your boy was only accused by like 17 women, and only found guilty of a few sexual assault felonies, so you're definitely going to keep trying to take the moral high ground over a consensual blow job between adults 30 years ago, because you're too stupid to see how stupid that is.
  2. * Buys Super Bowl tickets *
  3. Sure looks like he's got it.
  4. Jesus, is Dicker alive?
  5. Great throw, but that shouldn't go to the damn house.
  6. Defense is beasting!
  7. Just make sure we at least get 3. That's fine. Make it a three score game and they're in a world of shit.
  8. FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKĶ YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH MMMMMMAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!
  9. Get some, let's go!!
  10. That's what she said.
  11. Man, that's tough to pick up a penalty on a run-back that never should have happened. Also, Mixon is not making me hate him any less today.
  12. Fuck shit fuck
  13. Man, this defense is balling. Go get some more points, man. Hurry up.
  14. Well, fuck that.
  15. Excellent throw under pressure there.
  16. Yeah, the Texans figured it out on their last two drives and ended up with about double the yardage by halftime.
  17. Nice job, fellas. Go get some more to start the second half.
  18. Well, well, well, look how the turn tables...
  19. Okay, offense 99 yards, let's go. Sure.
  20. Yeah, #3 or 4 out of 130 or whatever is a lot better than like 10th out of 32.
  21. This game sucks dongs.
  22. Jesus, block a punt and they still net 35 yards. Come on, offense, do something. Defense is doing their part, mostly.
  23. Football is so stupid.
  24. Come on, Texans salvage some of this weekend for me.
  25. What if my aunt had balls?
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