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TexArcher

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  1. Luring them into the windowless van.
  2. That's one of the manliest runs of the season, whether it counted or not.
  3. Cool, make this interesting for as long as possible. I'm not ready to be the guy who's in bed with a novel at 9 pm on NYE yet.
  4. No, he was better against juco defenses.
  5. Yeah, I love the 12-team format with 4 byes, but they've got to ditch the auto byes for conference champs.
  6. Holy shit, he fumbled an interception.
  7. Penn State looks about four levels better than Boise. This may get uninteresting in a hurry.
  8. In general, I agree. But analytics don't take psychology into account. If the coach really trusts his kicker and wants to make sure he gets the lead out of that drive, I can see it. It can also be a vote of confidence in your offense being able to get down the field repeatedly. None of that makes it right, but I think a case could be made, as long as you're very confident he's gonna hit that, which he didn't, so.
  9. Whichever they tried that didn't work, they shoulda done the other.
  10. Ryan Day is "electric" the same way he's a "top coach."
  11. If we can raise $1,000 for you, will you cancel your internet forever?
  12. Yeah, but see my next post after that one. It's the "I'm better than him" thing that just doesn't sit well with me. He's not talking his team up, just himself.
  13. Yeah, I guess, I just don't remember the overconfident underdog routine winning very often. It comes off as scripted, fake, and desperate, to your point. This version also sounds more than a little selfish -- he didn't say our guys are better than their guys, or we're better than people realize; he said I'm better than him. You could be right and still lose by 14, kid.
  14. I still don't understand why he talked all that shit about being better than Quinn. Even if it's true, which is debatable, you're the one going against the best defense in the country. Say that stuff to your teammates behind closed doors, but I don't see how saying it to national media can help your cause. You're not getting into our secondary's head and you might just make an ass of yourself.
  15. Maybe THEY'LL go 7-11 against us?!
  16. A lot of people go to school for 7 years.
  17. * Texas A&M was placed on a 5-year probation in 1994 for infractions from 1990-1992.
  18. Tits are good. aggy is bad. It's science.
  19. Damn, I'd thought that was Cristin Milioti in that ad. I was like why is this big actress doing a commercial? Would make sex music with both of them, for the record.
  20. Seriously, tho, fuck Tom Herman.
  21. In fairness, who would be there to make sure the chickens fucked if all the aggy ran off to Vegas for their third-tier bowl game?
  22. Jesus Christ, falling from #10 in the country to 5 losses is a speed bump?? I could understand if Bama fans looked at this season as an anomaly. But for aggy, this is who you are. It's who you've always been. You can't even cheat your way to more wins anymore because it's legal for everybody else to pay players, too. If the Titanic had been full of aggy, they'd have looked at the massive rip in the hull and said, "It's just a flesh wound! That just woke up the sleeping giant!"
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