Jump to content

Majorcholas

Full Members
  • Posts

    478
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Majorcholas

  1. If urban is a badass... Toms not on sideline saturday which sends this thread into oblivion. Then he would parachute down pregame (from ya’lls coveted jet that’s being tracked) holding the game ball and land at the fifty. Rip off his flight suit and walk his ass over to sideline in his Khakis and Burnt orange polo. Best intro press conf ever
  2. Okay, I’m semi retarded. Are we thinking that urban is flying around in a Texas boosters airplane?
  3. Surly is already peak offseason. Buckle up boys
  4. We need another tweet, flight info, porta potty intel, or someone paged at the airport soon. My koolaid is getting stale.
  5. Don’t know if that’s possible. 😂
  6. Walton is absolutely the worst thing to happen to college basketball.
  7. ‘Member when we were getting saban? i hope it’s not blue balls again....
  8. Did you know colt and ship’s dads were roommates?
  9. Even better: the eyes of Texas are upon you (south Austin’s mom) you cannot get away (surly) at night or early in the morn (when she is most active) till Gabriel blows his horn (signal for the next guy’s turn, or something kinky with a dude named Gabe)
  10. The eyes of Texas are upon you (Santa Anna for the Alamo) you cannot get away (revenge is ours) at night or early in the morn (when surprise attacks would take place in battle) till Gabriel blows his horn (a Texan will never forget till Jesus comes back) We can all make shit up.
  11. As a society we have completely moved on from being able to disagree. You have to be Stalin or hitler if your opinion is different than mine.
  12. IF this liberal arts professor actually got the history right. The eyes are pretty loosely affiliated with any slavery. BUT if it truly did start out as a racist song but then became adopted as a song that millions of people of all races, genders, classes and religions sing in honor of a team we all love for the past 100 years without a shred of malice be the most badass American thing ever?
  13. Nailed it. Everyone knows what concepts he likes to run. It’s all on film with years to back it up. The idea is you have plays to take advantage of any adjustments the defense.
  14. Yeah, but you don’t have as beautiful of a campus as a redass aggy, stupid sip! So it hurts us more, especially with ex soviet recruits.
  15. That’s the confusing part. Very much a judgement call.
×
×
  • Create New...