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pokeNbeans

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  1. May I see your rental agreement?
  2. Sunshine Of Your Love - Jimi Hendrix Badfinger "Baby Blue"
  3. It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
  4. George likes his chicken spicy.
  5. The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
  6. Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something. Yeah, just like I do.
  7. This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."
  8. She um, she wants to see The Muted Heart. Oh, The Muted Heart. Glen Close. Sally Field. Well, that should be good.
  9. "You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual."
  10. What is she making? I don't know. But I'm sure it had, . . . parents.
  11. Five dollars
  12. All three men in these two photo's
  13. Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, okay? Oooh, baby.
  14. I'll start with the 60's
  15. Jesus fuck.....
  16. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..
  17. Yeah, I bought the new Avalir model 3 years ago and it's just a phenomenal machine. WARNING....If you pay more than $950.00 to $1000.00, the salesman is taking you to the cleaners. Offer him 950.00 cash and I guarantee he'll take it. Make him/her give you an extra 6 pack of replacement bags and an extra bottle of liquid soap as well. After researching what other people paid, I found out that's pretty much standard retail price. Do not fall for their initial price bid, it's nonsense.
  18. What about sex? She likes talking during sex. Oh... dirty talking? No. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff.
  19. Yeah, you're right and I would add just about any Coen bros. movie as well.
  20. A few that I haven't seen mentioned
  21. For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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