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SizzleChest

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  1. I don't have a problem with it because 1) people that watch this show are not really "water cooler" types, and 2) this is split season, so chances are there will be a mid-season cliffhanger. Hopefully, it's not anything like this:
  2. Just rhetoric and talking points.
  3. Don't think they're on this thread. Or this board. He died two years ago.
  4. Evans' sinus passages were like a driveway with 3 feet of snow, so of course that's what he sounded like.
  5. Says every father to his daughter after she carries her rapist's fetus to term in your world.
  6. WVU pitcher has 15 strikeouts.
  7. If Don Jr was really acting out of self-interest, there's no way he would advocate for a drug factory being blown apart with missiles.
  8. I got it in '92 in Austin. The rumor was it came from someone connected to Willie Nelson. I loaned it out several times so copies could be made. The first 3:45 was the original. There are other versions out there, like the last 5 and a half minutes of this one, and they do not stand up. Just poorly faked versions of the original. I remember taking it to work and showing it to some colleagues. People totally lost their shit over this thing. Nonstop laughter.
  9. She's morphed into current day Jennifer Coolidge.
  10. FIFY
  11. Get some fucking Fred Flintstone feet.
  12. Sounds about right.
  13. You just have to replace "federal judges" with "sitting Vice President". Oh, the terrarium. Yeah, that too.
  14. Your Constitutional law tampon got stuffed up the wrong hole.
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