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Fastbreak

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  1. Surprise. The Nets are way better without Kyrie.
  2. It was a good run. It's been coming for awhile, but today will be the official end. I'm glad I don't have kids, I feel sorry for those of you who do.
  3. I watched an interview with him from the Tesla early days and he was making really good points on energy independence and sustainability. That person is gone. I don’t know if it was drugs, or pussy or some kind of stroke, but he isn’t the same guy.
  4. You are right. Substitute Duvernay or maybe Sweed /banuser
  5. The real Christian, fake Christian, Dipshit, Venn diagram has a single radius.
  6. 6am-8am: apply makeup and wig 8am-8:03am: intelligence briefing 8:04am-9am: toilet tweeting 9am-10:15am: helicopter to golf course 10:15-12:30pm: front 9 12:30pm-1:30: 5 cheeseburger lunch 1:30-4pm: back 9 4pm-5:30: helicopter back to the white house 5:30-6pm: toilet tweeting 6-70pm: Tucker 7-8pm: bucket of chicken and Diet Coke 8-8:30: toilet tweeting 8:30-9pm: remove makeup 9-9:30pm: light snack 40 McNuggets 9:30-10pm: toilet tweets 10pm- sleep
  7. I dint care how “talented” Jamison is, he should be on the bench.
  8. Hmmm. There is a football on the ground. I wonder if I should jump on it? Nahhh…
  9. No MAGA thinks the committee was valid or pats attention to any if the results. We all knew the truth before they even started. They had to move fast and they did not.
  10. Tell me again Kyrie that you aren’t promoting…
  11. Prediction: Giannis will have a 15 assist game soon. He basically drives it to the FT line, if they collapse on him he hits the open man for an easy shot. It’s pretty much unstoppable.
  12. Kat is the worst defender as a big ever Kat is the worst defender as a big ever
  13. The biggest mistake was not crushing these people from the start. Giving them even more of a platform was the absolute worst choice. There is no reason that people like pillow guy, kraken lady, Eastman, etc should not have been executed as traitors. Free speech is not free.
  14. Next week, after the elections… Yeah, this whole process was fucking worthless.
  15. Twitter HQ: “Hey Tom, I need you to step into my office.” “What can I do for you Mr Musk?” “I need you to delete all of Amber Heard’s content and then send her a message saying ‘f u biactch!’l “Are you sure sir?” “Are you sure you want your job Tom? Now get out of here loser!”
  16. He was the conductor. He loves the drama.
  17. This doctor never considered saying: "Hey Josh, could you please not do that?" After 9 times, you would have thought that it would have been mentioned...
  18. Bane is the second coming of Vinnie Johnson
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