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Planet Houston

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  1. If he can live up to his potential, it would be slawsome.
  2. /CSB warning/ I got my hair cut today and the TV was on ESPN which happened to be carrying his press conference live. He is so fucking insufferable. After about 5 minutes the barber says “I can’t take this shit anymore” and changes the channel. I was quite grateful. He is like nails on a fucking chalkboard and I’m not sure how players take him seriously. Such a cheesedick.
  3. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 305 9/9: Rarity: 209 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Also, from a couple of days ago - I cannot believe Andruw Jones never stole 30 bases!
  4. If you think the point of that anecdote was the particular type of season-ending injury he had…well played keeping us guessing on troll vs. dummy.
  5. Jay Bruce to be the lefty bat we’ve been looking for
  6. The super obvious one killed me. Shoulda thought of NC. Well done.
  7. The Chiefs are inevitable and I’m fucking sick of it. Oh well. At least this gem came out of it - probably makes it worth it, actually.
  8. /Helo/ You can’t really argue that Jasson Dominguez is the best OF in the league right now. /Helo/ /Torn ACL/ I’ve seen this movie before. If Helo is not a troll, he truly has single digit IQ. If he is a troll, it’s a GREAT long game going here.
  9. I think he wants to trade Chas to Detroit for Nick Maton and Miguel Diaz
  10. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 299 9/9: Rarity: 100 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Mine were either very obvious or very rare marginal ex-Astros 😆
  11. Read that without Cousin Eddie’s voice in your head, I dare you
  12. Well see that's an apples and oranges comparison and McLain has never eaten either in his life so yeah fuck him.
  13. Ricky Gutierrez, I haven’t heard that name in a minute. Nice.
  14. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 297 9/9: Rarity: 27 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩
  15. Regarding WR, I’m torn other than my opinion we shouldn’t pay Evans $20mm per, which is what it probably takes. That would be ~25-30% of our cap room before resigning any of our guys. But otherwise - on the one hand Stroud probably had the “it” factor to make any jabroni look pretty good, and we have Tank and Nico back. So maybe you get someone like Gabe Davis and call it a day. But on the other hand, if someone like Keon Coleman is sitting there at 23, it would be hard to pass. I think in a hypothetical choice of Coleman vs. DeJean or Kool-Aid, I’d have to go DB. Or interior DL or OL worthy of the pick. I suspect Caserio doesn’t want to spend big coin on WR this offseason.
  16. Probably because his performances lately have been rated Arrrrrr by Yankee and Ranger fans. /ducks/
  17. And yeah - congrats on a heckuva career to CMH.
  18. Seriously. Hader handled it perfectly. No we haven’t met, yes we were put in contact and had a good chat. Next?
  19. I’m assuming JJ is the offensive coordinator if Slowik goes. And if the goal is ultimately getting a head coaching gig, would you want to be calling plays for Stroud or Carr?
  20. Yup. They laid an egg in this weather just like in the Jets game. I don’t get why we never really took any downfield shots other than the protection just wasn’t there. Still feels like we could have taken a couple of vertical shots down the field - this game and the Jets stick out as very bad days from the offense. Obviously both very good defenses to be fair. Nevertheless, hell of a season. Curious to see where Slowik ends up - I presume the next guy will fill in just fine. Which is crazy to say as a Texans fan.
  21. My God it’s Derka!
  22. Man this is awesome news. They should name them co-closers and go based on lineup and situation.
  23. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
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