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Planet Houston

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  1. I don’t understand all of these stories of your dogs getting all of this shit that isn’t dog food. How does it not result in complete blowouts the following day? This feels like a story that should be in this thread, but it was a buddy of mine. He gives his dog a fucking Slim Jim on a long roadtrip from Houston to the east coast while the rest of his family flies. Unsurprisingly, the dog blows out in the car in east Louisiana (his wife’s, to boot 😂) and he has to go into some gas station dressed down to his skivvies since the dog shat all over him. This is basically what my various dogs over the year do when they get “people food.” Maybe (obviously) this is a post for “my dog is awesome” thread, but what gives?
  2. Jeff Conine the Barbarian
  3. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 320 9/9: Rarity: 90 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 That bottom right % might be the lowest I’ve ever seen
  4. Most especially any manager that pinch hits him with the bases loaded in a fucking playoff game instead of Chad McCormick. Thanks for bringing back that memory I had suppressed.
  5. Seriously. Any GM that would give Dana value for JS should be fired immediately.
  6. Yep, Singleton is no longer green, that’s for sure. Or is it??
  7. Lettuce hope so, he seems like a kid who would patch up the bench better than the waste that is JS.
  8. Sounds to me like he just didn’t want to choo-choo choose her.
  9. What we really need (in addition to health) is Javier to bounce back. Last year was horrendous - surely (hopefully) he will improve this year.
  10. /E/ But don’t you know that wins in September and October JUST MEAN MORE?? /SPN/
  11. Shot, chaser 😂😂 And, of course, a quick look at this Einstein’s profile confirms where we all assume he went to school. It’s just too perfect.
  12. And this is why Rupert Murdoch is a billionaire and . . .
  13. You might say they will give Pedro a good Leon look.
  14. I’m happy to give him his fair share of internet points to continue to support his habit of buying shitty hair dye. He should have been off TV going way back…back back….back.
  15. Does anyone around here know where to bet on 2024 Emmy winners? I found my horse that cannot lose.
  16. Hakeem vs. Altuve is the only argument
  17. Oh hai. If there was a question of the reliability of my inside info LFG!!!! I LITERALLY LOVE JOSE ALTUVE!!!!! Thank you for making him an Astro for life, Jim Crane.
  18. Yes, the numbers are awesome. Should have kept them on the rainbow shoulders uni to make it the ultra-best ever. Oh well.
  19. Tony Eusebio to personal Yanier coach
  20. Cool but not a convincing argument.
  21. A little birdie told me that a deal is done with the greatest Astro of all time.
  22. Not even women, I hear nobody wants to be Sleeping with Bienemy
  23. Yep, this is the one for me. Speaking of unis, check out the new BP hat drop. Different than the Spring Training hat (which is also pretty sweet). https://uni-watch.com/2024/02/05/2024-mlb-batting-practice-caps-distinct-from-spring-training-caps-begin-to-emerge/
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