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Posts posted by Rimbo
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6 hours ago, Iceman said:
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
That's the only difference you can think of?
SpoilerA truckload of bowling balls won't feed your family.
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1 hour ago, immamac said:
I've never met any famous people.
you ARE the famous person
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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:
We can’t all be mature and levelheaded
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Ya know it used to be the kids demanding McDonald's that would get the parents to go.
My kids don't want it. The nuggets are beat by literally anywhere else. The toys in the Happy Meals are lame. They have nothing to offer that can't be done better and cheaper anywhere else.
Now, if I were in charge, here's what I'd do.
1. Simplify the menu. You're trying to be everything to everybody. Pick some things and do them well. If your burgers smell like literal ass, nobody's going to show up.
2. A while back, Rubio's was in trouble; they were budget Baja grill food, but prices were too high. Same problem McD's has now. You have to pick if you're going to be a budget fast food chain, or if your quality will match the price. Rubio's went upscale; the prices went up, but the food quality and quantity matched the price, and now Rubio's restaurants are packed. Either reduce your prices to match the shit quality of your product, or increase the quality of the product.
3. Fix your goddamn soft serve/shake machines already.
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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
Do share. Points if one of them is Amber Heard.
No, it's a fucking sausage fest.
Parents had a place out near Santa Fe, and we ended up being the entertainment of the evening for Roger Miller. It was my grandparents' 50th anniversary dinner celebration and... there were incidents. Table caught fire once. Good fun.
Passed by Gene Hackman a couple of times there, too. He was just some guy, ya know?
Went to see the Rangers and met the president's kid back in the early 90s. My Dad was like, "That guy might be the president himself one day." Naaaah, who's gonna vote for George W?
When I was really young I was at the same hotel in Philadelphia that the VP went to. Mondale skipped by everyone else, but stopped to say "hi" to my brother and I. He didn't deserve what happened to him in '84. Great guy.
We were on vacation in Bath, England, and bumped into Don Meredith at our hotel. Mom, who treated everyone she saw from the lowliest street sweeper to the most famous celebrity like an old friend was all, "We both came all this way from Texas just to meet here!" n shit.
Uhhhhhhh that's all I remember for now.
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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Who's Tim? Does Tim have the keys?
In other words, Ballgame?
It's Tim Landry, ya know. Great coach, DB, bomber pilot and Longhorn.
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I realized I left a bunch out if we're expanding beyond rock stars.
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lol game over, walked off
ok so when do we beat these losers
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doh! and on pitch 100 we're tied
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15 minutes ago, Js1 said:
It’s ok to disown your child for having bad taste
yeah I'm past due to update the old will anyway
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1 minute ago, Basil said:
Sooners starting to feel salty. Almost tied the game.
almost?
it's still 2-0 and Tceh is up to bat.
they didn't almost do shit
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I'm rewatching S2 with my son (who hasn't seen it yet) and I don't think he's getting it.
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22 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:
SIAP, but I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Win the whole fucking thing.
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6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:I shot an MCI commercial with Tim Landry
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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
You guys could fuck up a soup sandwich
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16 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
Really goes to show how fine the line is between success and failure.
And between stupid and clever.
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15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:
So who is it going to be? OU or TT?
I prefer Tech.
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Moderating personal attacks/beef between posters
in Please do this better?
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Forgive me, Derka. I know that I, Rimbo, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at motownhorn and are looking to take it out on the mods?