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Posts posted by WhatTheBuck
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40 minutes ago, Lobo said:
Didn't find out well into my college years that young men jerked off into socks. That is so fucking weird and gross to me. Nevermind you're putting your dick where you put your feet...why a sock? What kind of fucked up Oedipus complex did you have, leaving jizz in your sock for your poor mother to find on laundry day?
Or worse yet, a half dozen of 'em if you had a busy week? That is so messed up. Did they not have toilet paper, kleenex, paper towels, or napkins in your house? Who honestly grew up with none of those things but an abundance of socks? You jerk off into the paper product of your choice and you flush it or throw it away, case closed. What kind of sick fuck jerks off into his dirty laundry and let's his mother handle it the next day?
Having said that, if you've ever used a washcloth at a Starwood or Hyatt property in the Continental United States, you've got my jizz on your face.
Have you ever kissed your mom? Guess what.
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28 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:
Christians are the worsts. They go around beheading everyone that won’t convert.
It's the only religion whose prophet didn't practice that religion. Pretty crazy when you think about it.
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5 hours ago, General Specific said:
So, after many years, I can finally contribute to Surly. We have had an automatic coffee machine for like 15 plus years. Side note, it’s been one of the best damn investment I have ever made, cutting out Starbucks.
Mrs. GS: would you like some coffee?
GS: yes dear
Moments later…
Mrs. GS: honey, we are out of beans.
GS: ok then, well use your “special blend” and use the single serve button. You know the one for ground coffee?
Mrs. GS: yes, yes I know.
Moments later….
GS: what the #@%* is this?
Mrs. GS: it’s the Christmas blend, why? Did I make it too strong?
GS: no dear, this is tea! How did you make this?
Mrs. GS: I put the coffee (ground coffee) where you put the beans and selected the single server button like you said. Why?
GS: face-palm!
GS: you go and get the coffee from the store while I clean up your mess. Oh, and you just made Surly!!!
Mrs. GS: Tone
Could you be more specific?
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People who dress their dogs in sweaters to take them for a walk when the temperature is above freezing. They already have a fur coat, dumbass. It was 60 degrees outside and I just saw a couple walking their besweatered canine. Just because it's sweater weather for you doesn't mean it's sweater weather for them. Your dog probably sucks because you're a shitty, over-pampering owner.
It was an ugly sweater, too.
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Israel
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1 hour ago, LongestHorn said:They are recommending he and his wife are charged, but will they be charged, let alone convicted?
Yeah, no. Because corruption works.
Maybe the third time will be the charm? I don't know. I figured he'd be in jail by now. Israeli leaders seem to have a recent history of winding up in jail on corruption charges so we'll just have to wait and see.
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11 minutes ago, retread said:

Speaking of Kevin Kline and John Cleese.
Cleese and Palin only have the one scene together but it's fucking brilliant. True artistry. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
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1 minute ago, South Austin said:
I'll have to admit that I never saw that movie, or I only watched pieces of it as a kid. I need to check it out. I'm usually a sucker for Lawrence Kasdan films.
Oh man, it's a great flick. You've got to check it out. That was my introduction to Costner. He doesn't play a huge role, although his story is central to the plot, but his character is pretty cool. Young, brash, goofy, really good with a gun (or two).
Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Danny Glover, Brian Dennehy, Jeff Goldblum, Linda Hunt. John Cleese has a great part that's pretty awesome. It's a good story and very well made.
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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:
I noticed the Costner flavor as well. The thing about Costner, he's made a lot of pure crap, movies I just can't stand. But he's also made some of my favorite films, such as Bull Durham (my favorite sports movie of all time), Field of Dreams, Fandango, Dances with Wolves (yeah it's good, come after me bro), A Perfect World. And No Way Out is an incredibly underrated political thriller. I'll watch that any time it's on.
You forgot to mention Silverado. He was great in that.
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On April 7, 2018 at 2:59 AM, Papa Johnny Road said:
Three O'Clock High
This is a severely underrated movie, a classic of the high school genre. It's biggest failing was the casting, imo. Jeffrey Tambor was the best actor in the cast and he was still a relative unknown and only played a supporting role. It was a great story. If it had the cast of, say, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, it probably would've been a huge hit.
Classic 80's fare, complete with music by Tangerine Dream.
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On April 6, 2018 at 9:27 PM, NoRagrets said:
Watching Footloose with my 3rd grader made me realize we need a thread dedicated to this amazing decade of cinema.
There were a lot of great movies made in the 80's. So was Footloose.
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Wrong angle.
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On November 28, 2018 at 2:10 PM, 3adays said:
My buddy says that if you get too high on THC that you can hit a CBD vape pen to level you out. Any truth to this?
No.
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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:
Difference being there is a chance to rectify the situation in the private sector.
But, you know that.
That depends. Are you employed in the private sector?
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11 hours ago, HenryJames said:
What a deplorable cunt.
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Israel
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More corruption charges in store for Bibi.
https://mobile.reuters.com/article/BigStory12/idUSKBN1O108F
Netanyahu's legal troubles mount as police seek new bribery charges
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli police on Sunday said they had found enough evidence for bribery and fraud charges to be brought against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife in a third corruption case against the Israeli leader.
Authorities allege Netanyahu awarded regulatory favors to Israel’s leading telecommunications company, Bezeq Telecom Israel (BEZQ.TA), in return for more positive coverage of him and his wife on a news website, Walla, owned by the company. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing.
If indicted, the four-term prime minister would be facing one of the greatest challenges to his political survival. Despite his dominance of Israeli politics, the newest police recommendation comes just after his right-wing coalition’s majority was reduced to a precarious one seat in parliament.
The final decision on whether to indict rests with Israel’s attorney-general, who is still weighing whether to charge Netanyahu in the other two cases.
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3 hours ago, Dewey said:
Good friend of mine, his stepson loves nfl but doesnt follow college ball much. Me having to explain the stupidity of college football to him. The 4 team playoff. Why Clemson is playing 7-5 Pitt in a "championship ". And so on
Poor kid.
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Ding! It presses the lever. It gets a pellet.
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On November 30, 2018 at 7:08 PM, MissingInAction said:
The only mouth breather more useless than a government admin assistant is an executive govt admin assistant.
Right, unlike the rocket scientists in the private sector.
https://consumerist.com/2006/12/10/transcript-verizon-doesnt-know-how-to-count/
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I think I saw two different holds on that replay.
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Ooh, nice break. At first that looked like a great catch.
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Trading touchdowns for field goals all day would be okay with me.
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Nice D by Boyd there.
Donald Trump 2018
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"Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter, West Palm Beach physician Bruce Moskowitz and lawyer Marc Sherman — part of the president’s circle at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida — reviewed a confidential draft of a $10 billion government contract for the electronic-records project, even though they lack any relevant expertise."
The same can be said about the president and most of his administration so that should come as no surprise. I think it was George Will who called it "improvisational amateurism." It's a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing just making it up as they go along.