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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. I’d like to thank God, my parents, and fellow assholes for their part in me being accepted into this honorary fraternity. Surly forever.
  2. Don’t threaten him with a good time.
  3. GERN is a shitty stock. Aka, I didn’t have any…
  4. The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
  5. Does the type of laugh matter?
  6. This is why I don’t trust character references.
  7. If you’re asking, it’s probably time to get off.
  8. Also explains why he’s so fast. Everyone else is running slightly uphill.
  9. Actually, they’re 100% more likely to give birth to an actual android. The plastics, combined with bromine and high heat, turn a hot tub into a bionic sperm manufacturing plant.
  10. Don’t worry, guys. I just used a paper straw.
  11. Sometimes the closer you are to a problem, the less ability you have to see it.
  12. Fitting, since the high shows 45.
  13. Yes, at least 89% of the shares are being held by insiders and institutional investors. I think that leaves roughly 46 million shares available to move the market. Since Surly probably owns a chunk of that and doesn’t sell anything. There’s probably only a handful of people actually trading and moving this stock. If we see massive volume, then we know insiders are dumping and the sun is setting. If it continues to move on low volume, no reason to pay attention, unless loading more at the bottoms.
  14. Sell? You new here?
  15. Different people are attracted to different things. Swift and Spears never did anything for me, but I can understand other people’s fascination.
  16. I see an MS Paint opportunity here.
  17. And you still couldn’t tailgate until trucks were invented.
  18. Maybe he got drunk and tried to jump out of an airplane at cruising altitude?
  19. As fans, we love to look at the yards a RB gets and declare he should be the starter, while completely ignoring the other very important aspect of their responsibility, blocking. I don’t analyze this shit enough to truly know who comes out on top in this area, but usually assume that’s the reason one RB gets the nod over the other, who may look better with the ball in their hands.
  20. I knew you and CTJ were close, but damn… I hope he’s gentle.
  21. Can we reinstate Ketch’s account so we can neg bomb him again?
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