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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. What? You hope his actual on-field performance doesn’t hurt him?
  2. There’s no way that man is fitting inside the heisman, much less running in it.
  3. Turns out, we strategically planted him.
  4. Now do smoking, unprotected sex, and pick your poison. There’s a lot of science indicating these are a bad idea, too.
  5. I’d prefer he be a Longhorn if we want him.
  6. He’d probably be expected to play if he went anywhere else.
  7. This guy knows stuff.
  8. Maybe it will reduce the number of people with a skin cancer diagnosis.
  9. Surly, by definition, cannot simply be happy.
  10. Liar. You were a teenaged boy, also known as a vacuum cleaner. You demolished that buffet.
  11. And again in the national championship?
  12. I don’t care if we artificially drive up the price.
  13. Chess, bitches. Aggys are in the portal on a top secret mission to recruit other portal players. Like a player committed to another school taking official visits and recruiting for their school. Stupid sips…
  14. Would you say, they’re being gutted like a fish?
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