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Guadaloopy

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  1. Dude was triggered by a baby crying:
  2. Latest conspiracy theory on the interwebz is that Chas died in the offseason and the family swapped in his identical twin brother Jason to collect the $2.85M salary this year.
  3. GTFO. No one is lying or covering shit up.
  4. If only we had a Roy Hobbs waiting for his chance.
  5. The Colorado River... a Colorado river... whatever it takes.
  6. Snakes are low-key doing this with Montgomery. He already hit the first tier for his player option for $22M next season based on number of starts. They have moved him to the bullpen now, which means he won't make four more starts and hit the next tier of his option which would bump salary on the option another $3M.
  7. I’m still pissed at Swindell for not living up to my unrealistic expectations during his Astros tenure.
  8. This was a fun little story arc.
  9. Amazing catch. That jarred everything in his body.
  10. McCormick shouldn’t ever be in the lineup again, but if he is, he should never bat after the 6th inning.
  11. Did not go, but that’s always a judgment call.
  12. GTFO calling Abreu a shitbag. He’s been one of our best bullpen arms for three seasons.
  13. Dammit, fellas. Don’t make Framber and the BP have to throw a shutout. Although if they want to I’m OK with it.
  14. Gonna be an awesome season!
  15. Desantis looking for someone to sue for this.
  16. The best part is that he will be catching for an AB that he started as the batter.
  17. That's the least crazy/bonkers/surreal/surprising shit I've read about RFK Jr in the last 8 months.
  18. Beloved AUNT.
  19. You and about 75% of the adult human population. I theorize that pretty much all gay men would switch for her and 50% of hetero women would too.
  20. Loved watching it again at home with subtitles. Picked up so much that I missed in the theater. Besides the accents, the post-apocalyptic malapropism language they use is hard for me to understand the first time through.
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