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Homesickhorn

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  1. Please tell me this is true. It would make me feel a little better about what I just watched.
  2. Dude outside with the unpaid corvette and the tag on his rented sport coat shoulda told ya.
  3. Stepped on shit makes for a terrible hangover. And more importantly, if you run out of gum, a terrible time getting your gear to work, convincing whoever you’re with that the sun really hasn’t come up, and tacking a comforter over the window is standard operating procedure. That’s what I’ve heard. Also, a sport coat with the tag on it doesn’t help either situation.
  4. I knew this dickless little fucker would mention this.
  5. That’s fair. My old college roommate sent me this.
  6. Insufferable cunts. 364 more days of hearing this shit.
  7. That was your fault. I stopped betting on them when Eli was still under center.
  8. Carter, get the aggy dick out of your mouth.
  9. Ha. It’s the little things at this point.
  10. Of course it’s a personal foul.
  11. No. You. Fucking. Didn’t.
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