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uoftorange

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  1. In my dreams maybe, it's hilarious watching all the thirsty ass guys on her FB and Instagram page though
  2. That's my friend from HS. She's hot as fuck and a very sweet girl
  3. Definitely aren't skipping 3rd leg day
  4. Hits close to home. Was picking up the youngest from dodgeball after school and one of the moms was running around trying to get to her son because he "forgot" to ride the bus home and went to dodgeball instead. She was trying every door at the school to get in to get the kid early. Yeah, that wasn't happening. She's a very nice person and a friend, but it was cracking me up. I was like, you're going to get from Pearland to Katy in an hour at 5PM??
  5. Here are a few https://www.utefans.net/message.php?id=1113617
  6. Rarely do I click on an Instagram link and am awed, call it internet desensitization or whatever, but holy shit that girl is spectacular
  7. Guessing it was "without equipment" meaning no fins or weight belt or goggles. But sheer speculation
  8. He's already making the pass in the second one
  9. The team is exhausted. Defending the lead has been great since Chelsea has been putting Spurs under constant pressure the entire second half and last 10 of the first
  10. My wife does a lot of dumb ass shit, but she never goes beneath 1/4 tank
  11. Yep, a few weeks ago my wife woke me up to ask me what to do about a paintbrush because it had a different color on it. At 6AM on a Saturday. Nevermind that there were 2 brand new paintbrushes within 18 inches of that one. Or that she wasn't going to start painting for another few hours. Or that she came in, woke me up, asked the question then within 2 seconds she says, "never mind I'll just use one of the other ones" and I'll let you guess if she softly shut the door...
  12. Big difference between agitation and divorce
  13. I do 70% of the cleaning, the kids do 10% and she does 20%. But her 20% comes with a constant need for me to help clean whiles she's cleaning. That's where issues arise
  14. If we hadn't just painted the kitchen, we absolutely would be
  15. Technically she wasn't used to small caulk...
  16. I built a bench for the kitchen that she's been wanting, even though we HAD to have a tall table and chairs 4 years ago, even though she knew she wanted this long ago. Anyway, I digress I hate painting, so I told her I'd build it over vacation time if she would paint it. We went to the store because she "doesn't know what kind of paint or nail filler to get", cool Me: I'll go get the filler, you choose the colors you want Her: Okay, what color should I get Me: I don't care, I'm color blind, just make it match the kitchen She goes off to get paint colors I put the filler in the basket Her: Did you get the right stuff? Me (trying to laugh and make light through an idiotic question): No, I got the wrong stuff. Her: Why do you have to be like that? Me: I'm going to look at some stuff up front... Seriously, what the fuck other answer does that deserve? A simple yes? Why on earth would that question be asked. I mean, it's not like she has any clue what is the right stuff or the wrong stuff. Funnier story: We got back home, I bought it in a tube to be easy to apply and since we didn't need a full canister. She tried to put the small tube in a caulk gun, it was freaking hilarious when she called me downstairs because it wouldn't work.
  17. In 89 I saw Bo Jackson throw the ball basically end zone to end zone screwing around in warmups before a game against the Oilers In tecmo super bowl the best play in the whole game is Randall Cunningham dropped backed to his end zone throwing to the other one, but I'm not sure if that counts. Here's Mahomes launching a ball https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/10/patrick-mahomes-throw-football-end-zone-warmups-video-chiefs-broncos-nfl-arm
  18. We recently got a dog, I'm not a huge fan of having a dog, but whatever, kids want one. Of course they don't help but my wife for once actually is helping. But it led to this conversation: Her: Pretty crazy, I picked up about 50 pieces of poop, he's been pooping in the exact same place every time Me: ? Her: Yeah, it was one big pile right behind the garage Me: So you think this 8 month old dog only poops in one place after 2 weeks of using the backyard? Her: Yeah, it's was all right in one pile. So I put it in the trash can. Me: I'm trying to not laugh at you, but it's there because I picked it up and piled it together. Just hadn't put it in the trash because tomorrow is trash day and I don't want it stinking up the garage in the meantime. Seriously, she thought a dog kept piling up it's shit a foot high and a foot wide. She also dumped it straight in the can we only put bags in instead of putting it in a bag and tossing it in. So after the trash guy came it still had like 10 turds in there, that was lovely to find out after the fact
  19. Still 5 days to go until recycle day and nothing crushed or broken down below it (I've been out of town). This may annoy me as much as anything does Before <img>https://ibb.co/jgJP6V</img> After <img>https://ibb.co/emxdYA</img>
  20. Amelia grew all of that in her garden, and now is thick (presumably now only in the right places) and has a good good butt Also, pics of Amelia
  21. I think he was going more "pro Iron Eagle" than anti Hagar/Queen. But maybe both?
  22. Agree. You don't call the cops that's messed up. But there is a special place in hell for people that do either of those things
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