Everything posted by hobbs
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Forget Pruitt and Golding. I just hope Monkey Gia is able to adequately explain to recruits, on the eve of NSD2, why her official hire announcement took so damn long, even though it was her the entire time. She may not be comfortable getting into the whole rabies recovery timeline with them, but I'm concerned about perception, if she doesn't. If she's in Austin, or even Vegas with mommy for that matter, why can't she at least be working the phones or Zooming with these kids now. I'm sure some of them would like to at least hear her voice or see her little pink face, even if the camera catches her engaged in sex acts with Pole Assassin or, even worse, throwing her own shit around the place... ala Excrement-Launching Analysis (this f'in kills me). Enough, tell us it's the monkey already.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
What's the deal with the Rudy T. reference?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Good grief, before this is all said and done, Sexton will have worked a raise for everyone in college football. Word has it he reps Monkey Gia as well.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
We already took Saban's sex monkey, so what's the big deal with Golding coming.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Wait just a second here...does this Lanning character have any kind of pet sex animal (preferably a monkey to couple with Gia, of course)? If no, do not want.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Where the f is Monkey Gia?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Banks' stripper girlfriend's pet monkey/new Texas DC...Monkey Gia.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
One can only assume, from the silence on the matter, that negotiation of Monkey Gia's buyout is ongoing. If that little primate isn't in Pole Assassin's carry-on bag when the Banks' crew leaves Tuscaloosa, all of this work is for naught. Monkey Gia as DC is the key to this whole deal and, objectively speaking, the staff assembly could not be considered a home run without her on board. Make it happen Sark. P.S. F Saban & Bama
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Uh oh...bring on the mf'ing monkey.
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Bachelor/Bachelorette/Paradise Catch-All
Colin Robinson wouldn't even start a conversation with her.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
She's Monkey Gia's friend. And yes, you should care, because they are likely the new Co-DCs.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Holy shit, well, there you have it. The audio isn't great...do they discuss the 3-man front?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Surely it's just that everyone likes talking about the stripper + pet sex monkey combo, since no one knows jack shit about the remaining coaching hires.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Update: Sark meeting with Monkey Gia today, in part to make sure her rabies vaccine is current, her nails are properly clipped and she's not married to running a 3-man front. Fingers crossed.
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
3. clearly
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Yep, does anyone really expect a DC announcement at this thing?
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2022 WR Armani WInfield
So much for that bullshit.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Don't be so sure...you haven't seen Monkey Gia's rider yet.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
As mentioned above, the safe/hedge play is a Monkey Gia fisting...Card hands will create some discomfort, but not cause prolapsing.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If Gabe's friend is RGL, Caddox, the Squid, Monkey Gia or the like, I am not excite.
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 2 Episode 1 - Featuring RGBIII and Immamac
Cool, will check it out. Thanks guys.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm calling it now...Monkey Gia & Pole Assassin as Co-DCs. If it doesn't happen, I'll let Monkey Gia fist me. Looks to have tiny Card-like hands.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Pole Assassin + Monkey Gia = Shit, I don't know what the hell it equals.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Mercy. Whoever this is for DC...we'll wreck shop recruiting.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Does your BMD source not know?