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Redneck Mutha

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  1. Gotta get chores done early so I can park my ass on the patio and catch the part of the early-ass 11A baseball game, 5+ hours of Masters coverage, then softball starts at 5P. LFG Texas Baseball, Scottie, and Texas Softball!
  2. Fuck yo tight-ass strike zone
  3. Wasn't expecting any strikes there.
  4. Good AB. They'll walk Reese, then just need to be patient and drive the run home.
  5. Not ideal to burn Grubbs but let's get the win tonight, score a shitload the next 2 days and sweep these bitches. WYF with the broken bat???
  6. Overdue for a TDAP, so went and got it just now. Went ahead and got an MMR because I couldn't recall if I had both shots a half century ago, although I think I had to have proof start classes at UT? I recall getting something at the Health Center my first day on campus (insert STD joke here). tl, dr; fuck this timeline
  7. Scottie damn Scheffler
  8. So you can announce the tariff, but you can't actually collect the tariff. And that's really the most important part of the tariff, the collection. Anybody can just announce them.
  9. Projected cut +3. If that holds, DJ will miss by 1 after a double on the 18th. Koepka will miss by 3 after a quad on the 18th.
  10. Big series. With Florida playing Mizzou this week, loser of this series might be in 15th place after the weekend.
  11. Holy shit, #10 is a completely different hole now.
  12. I got them to win. Was hoping for better odds on Aberg (+750) and Straka (+7000) but what are you gonna do? Got Scottie at +450 and Morikawa +2000.
  13. Isn't 13,000 subscribers at $17/mo = $2,652,000/yr?
  14. I've got bets in for Scottie, Aberg, Morikawa, and Straka. Straka with 7 top 10s in 10 tournaments this year, including a win at the American Express.
  15. "Yes sir, we will start building these factories here as soon as we can. Because all the factory architects are simultaneously busy right now, and all the factory builders will be busy after we plan the factories, and then wait time for materials, we expect them to start building in November 2028. So go head and implement the tariffs sometime after that."
  16. After these leaders got off their plane, they came up to me and said "Mr Republican, sir, I have a meeting at the White House. Can you give me directions? As soon as I got off the plane I tried to ask a Democrat but he spit on me and pushed my grandma out of her wheelchair." And I said "Yeah, you can't trust a d-sip (teehee) to be anything but an evil satanic scoundrel. Just go right up Pennsylvania Ave. You can't miss it." And he says "Sir, these big beautiful directions will take me to your Dear Leader where we will save the World. I will be a fan of the Fightin Murican Republicans for life! Whoop!"
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