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JimmyRussels

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  1. Fuck me. How haven’t I had a dryer fire in the last twelve years. At least one inch on the clean out .
  2. I’m doing my best , you assholes gotta help! Think of it as a cramp time out...
  3. Turbo crust, trust me. I was a fan of PH when it was cooked in an oven but Jet’s is the best now.
  4. Pickup parked behind her in the driveway for at least a week. Backs out and taters her Jeep on the bumper. My fault. FML...
  5. I did a three day cure and fucked it up the first time. I didn’t rinse it well enough so it was way too salty. That being said, it makes a great 12 hour brine for smoked bone in pork chops. Someone with way more cred than I please start a “making bacon” thread.
  6. Start out searching “sweeter than sweet cure” . Drunk now , ain’t showing links. Get some, it’s really easy. I haven’t tried it but it’s also supposed to really tame wild boar fwiw.
  7. Does she drink it after they get out?
  8. There is a bacon strip in my shorts that the shart thread would be jelly of....
  9. Nothing romantic about it. The 12th on Sunday is a sucker pin. Ask Jack.
  10. That Google commercial with the golden retriever staring at the wall. It’s a symptom of canine dementia . Great ad asshole.
  11. Nah , don’t feel so bad . You got yours for almost nothing. We paid almost three grand and she walked on it twice “ I don’t like the basement.” Yup , she wants to get rid of the guest bedroom now. FML
  12. Recs on fishing guides? I have a buddy that honeymooned there 18 years ago and only fished with locals. Paid $140 a day and fished and snorkeled 8 times . Can this still be done? It’s not about money, it’s about getting fried in the sun. I cant do an eight hour charter without shade.
  13. Hey Vic, has Cutthroat ever gotten his ass kicked ? This whole thing is way more than a show? Right...
  14. It's 2018. Buy a got damned outboard!
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