BrazilHorn
Certifiably Surly
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It is a running joke in our house when it comes to my wife (no pics) having to double a recipe. Something has 2/3 a cup that has to be doubled is like quantum physics apparently.
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2023 DL Sydir Mitchell
If you can’t get motivated to get in shape and give a shit after seeing Sweat/Murphy draft placement and the amount of press you’d get at UT this year with team poised to make deep playoff run then you will never get motivated. Pack Sydir’s shit and send him home.
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Surly Dad Thread
Had the meeting with Daughter’s (no pics) boyfriend on Saturday where he asked my permission for him to marry her. He’s a great young man so was no problem to answer “yes”. Hearing him articulate how much he loved my daughter and how meeting her was the best thing that ever happened to him was a cool moment. Crazy to think my little girl will be getting married.
- New Conference, New Opponent Trivia
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Make it a combo stadium/homeless shelter/light rail station and they can hoodwink every voter
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Prediction Contest 2024 Week 5, Mississippi State at Texas
55-17 Texas Total yds 533
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Thunderbolts. May. 2025
Love the “Pixies” song. Trailer looks good.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
They did a bunch of grabbing/twisting players and then just got in Sark’s face etc. where in Brazil? I lived in the south. Great country, great food, people etc. Eu tenho muito saudade para Brasil.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
My biggest worry re:MSU is their shitbag of a HC encouraging their players to cheap shot/injury Texas players. Framed as “make sure they feel a real welcome to the SEC” type deal but I see MSU doing the shit UTSA did but on steroids. .
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Why does Hader hate his job??
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
The challenge is there is nowhere in Austin to put a stadium. So unless you drop it out by COTA there isn’t a place to set it up. Also you have Rangers and Astros not that far away. Just don’t see any demand for this here and no place to put a stadium that is remotely cool anyway.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Reverse Katfid
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2024 Random Games thread
No doubt. Jeez. That is sad.
- Bowling Green at aggy
- Bowling Green at aggy
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Bowling Green at aggy
Great little trick play run to perfection by BGU.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Don’t need hero ball from Arch. Just settle down and play smart.
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USC @ Michigan - CBS
So bad. Orji terrible
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USC @ Michigan - CBS
Alex Orji is a RB who can make an occasional screen pass. Crazy to name him starter.
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Hugh Freeze Auburn Football
Both Arky and Auburn have shitty QBs
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2024 Random Games thread
Watching Ollie Gordon do jack shit in big game brings the lulz
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USC @ Michigan - CBS
Suck it Trojans. LR is Matt Campbell with a lucky find at QB in Williams.
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Florida Gators
These are two shitty teams.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
This is “Rout 66” levels of ass kickery. FUPM getting face raped.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
I would be open to him going to clemson as well. He’s applied to like 8 schools so far so trying to have some options open.