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BurntEyes

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    Edited by BurntEyes

    19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    Mizzou, one of aggy's "ranked" wins....heh.

    Yep, fraud that was Missouri out frauded Virginia to take the title of most fraudulent team of 2025. Sorry aggie looks like you're runners up once again.

  2. Just now, bolverk said:

    Pulling for Coog High in this one for a few reasons:

    1. Hottest chick I’ve ever dated, and the best lay, was from Houston and went to UH.

    2. I was conceived in Houston. Well, really, in a field somewhere near Katy. Never lived there, though.

    3. ?

    4. Profit

    Go Coogs!

    She was a cam girl wasn't she?

    3 minutes ago, ReturnofNumber6 said:

    what is this .. the LSU recruiting segment starring Kiffin ?

    Well, that and a good opportunity to pull some wool.

  3. ·

    Edited by BurntEyes

    2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

    I am not one of those fuckering dickbutts who will go "SECSECSEC" so go UVa

    Also I have somehow found myself on a Discord server with a bunch of UVa grads so ...

    And just fuck Mizzou in general

    I mean, I win either way. So I'm good. Thus far they're both fighting hard to be the shittiest of them all.

  4. 8 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    It’s nice to see an offense actually, play offense. Of course, my only other viewing today was my Pitt Panthers with a completely offensive offensive performance.

    The North Texas offense is fun.

    Whatever you do, don't turn on the TaxFraud Gator bowl.

  5. 23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    Hahaha. Hardy got the record, only for his run to get called back on holding penalty right before halftime.

    Pretty much exactly the shit show I hoped to watch. It's bad football, but it's very vindicating to see clear confirmation that both of these teams suck. That brings me much gruntlement. (Sorry @Rimbo I know that last sentence made you throw up a little bit.)

  6. 5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

    the ACC is ass

    which makes aggy's loss to miami even funnier

    Oh I'm well aware hence I've called Virginia a shit team all season and known they were an absolute fraud, but Missouri is doing their best to defend my take they suck too.

  7. Lol... Virgina punt receiver clears the other players, calls fair catch, lets it hit the ground, the tries to field it, bounces off his chest and Missouri snags it while he's looking behind him. This is going better than I anticipated.

  8. 24 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    That fucker was playing back when there was Covid... got hurt 4 games into a season, played 3 others including this one. First their was Ron, then there was sweet baby Diego..

    This shit is getting out of hand.

  9. Just now, satyanash said:

    Individual bowl game threads --> "Wish we had a combined thread for today's games"

    Combined bowl game thread --> "Are we kicking off an individual thread?"

    There's no satisfying Surly

    I went ahead an created one mostly to hopefully mock both these shitty teams. It can be deleted if deemed appropriate I don't care I just need a place to shit talk them both.

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