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BurntEyes

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  1. 19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Keep them coming. I've been waiting to see these posts co-opting Miami's success since the game last night. Bring the good shit.

    I look forward to the posts essentially making Miami proxies for themselves in a national championship game. I know it's coming and the great thing is I get to see how they connect those dots. I can't generate the full vision because I don't live in a world of delusion but I am a massive fan of theirs.

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    3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    If you're asking I hope it's because he's coming

    This. I was cautiously optimistic by the fact that TN is also interested in the guy, so that's something. Quality of competition is a question, but we need probably 4 IOL, so he seems as good a candidate as anyone at this point.

    There is a cross over point between beggars and choosers, we're at full drag worm status now.

  3. 2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

    Speak for yourself. I caught 1 INT in a UT intramural football game.

    Not over my 3 TD catches and 1 passing TD record breaking ass did. Yeah, it's true I was playing for the DIII Theater program, but I was a stud and slept with 3 different "actresses" given my football accumen.

  4. 1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

    Not sure if you finished high school, but your reading comprehension sucks.

    showing what AI Google pulled up for total UT system living alums (~1.5 million) and then total UC system living alums (2.0 to 2.6 million), was not difficult to under for anyone who had to take a standardized test from about age 15 and up.

    That's not what you pulled up. You compared UT Austin vs UC system. I now know you were being serious and can't understand the difference, and as such have zero desire for future engagement. Best of luck in your endeavors moving forward.

  5. 4 minutes ago, victory88 said:

    My goodness. Some of the posters here need to grow some balls. The constant doom and gloom is nauseating. Texas just landed one of the best RBs in the portal and here we are bitching, still. Bunch of pussies in here complaining about losing two OL that stayed at their own school bc they like it there after we just whipped their ass a week ago with 7 starters missing on defense. Same OL that couldn't run the ball against ou, the same ou team our shitty OL punked. Stop with the constant complaining. You idiots realize there are more than just 1-2 good players in college football right? The Louisville guy that CTJ didn't even want never entered the portal, so we go get another stud in Raleek Brown. If Sprague wants to stay at UM and turn down 1.6 mil... well guess what... we'll tamper another very good OL that will take the 1.6 mil. If Baugh wants to stay at Florida, well there will be another badass RB that will take that offer. We were 1 Florida loss with some mediocre players from making the CFP. We don't need the number 1 guy at every position to win it all. We simply need upgrades which we will get.... some of whom are at the top of the portal rankings like Mascoe and Brown. More guys are going to show up, more guys are going to enter the portal. We're going to win some and we're going to lose some. At the end of it, we'll likely have one of the best portal classes and you stupid fat fucks will still be crying while jerking off to Michael Dell's tranny wife.

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  6. 2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

    Think about that statement. You could argue that all of those guys came from OLs that were equal or worse than the Texas OL and that doesnt take into account that Texas could bring in Jesus Christ to come and play WR and at least 40% of the post would bitch about it.

    I think people would be happy with any options at OL as opposed to the ones currently being brought in.

  7. 2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

    Just as I thought the sunshine pumpers were getting more annoying than the doomers, the doomers come back with ‘Sark is more stubborn than Herman and only hires his buddies.’ Really strong response to pull back in the lead. Great battle between two teams giving it their all.

    Night Crew has gone to bed so Team Sunshine should be able to make up some ground, particularly if any positive news on OL arrives.

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    20 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

    I see why Sark wanted/wants to go to the NFL. Being a college HC now is a total fucking beating. You are both a GM and a HC in a league that has no commissioner, no CBA, no salary cap, unrestricted free agency, no draft, amateur "agents," really no rules at all. You have to source talent both through the intensive HS recruiting process and the free-agent market. Both involve $$$$ and bullshit. It's total fucking chaos.

    Between my wife fucking around and this bullshit, I'd fall off the wagon too. And whatever skills he had as a HC prior to this era of CFB, I'm not sure he has the skillset to succeed now. Few do. It's an entirely new job description. A brave new world.

    Saban was right to retire when he did. He was a builder from a different era. This is no country for old men.

    /rant over.

    Small correction. Many blue blood top universities/programs have a competent GM.

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    Compared to say Mark Pantoni

    Or Marshall Malchow

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