Posts posted by BurntEyes
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Just now, bolverk said: Pulling for Coog High in this one for a few reasons:
Hottest chick I’ve ever dated, and the best lay, was from Houston and went to UH.
I was conceived in Houston. Well, really, in a field somewhere near Katy. Never lived there, though.
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Profit
Go Coogs!
She was a cam girl wasn't she?
3 minutes ago, ReturnofNumber6 said: what is this .. the LSU recruiting segment starring Kiffin ?
Well, that and a good opportunity to pull some wool.
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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said: I am not one of those fuckering dickbutts who will go "SECSECSEC" so go UVa
Also I have somehow found myself on a Discord server with a bunch of UVa grads so ...
And just fuck Mizzou in general
I mean, I win either way. So I'm good. Thus far they're both fighting hard to be the shittiest of them all.
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2 minutes ago, TOR said: I think me and @BurntEyes can run a better offense.
I always picture you as more of a DC:

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23 minutes ago, satyanash said: Hahaha. Hardy got the record, only for his run to get called back on holding penalty right before halftime.
Pretty much exactly the shit show I hoped to watch. It's bad football, but it's very vindicating to see clear confirmation that both of these teams suck. That brings me much gruntlement. (Sorry @Rimbo I know that last sentence made you throw up a little bit.)
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Just now, Rimbo said: Seriously when was the last time the announcers to a game actually added anything positive to the experience for any football game ever?
I'll hang up and listen
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Just now, satyanash said: Individual bowl game threads --> "Wish we had a combined thread for today's games"
Combined bowl game thread --> "Are we kicking off an individual thread?"
There's no satisfying Surly
I went ahead an created one mostly to hopefully mock both these shitty teams. It can be deleted if deemed appropriate I don't care I just need a place to shit talk them both.
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Tax Fraud/Slayer Bowl Virginia vs Missouri
in Football
It really was a bizarrely bad game with goofy reffing and a questionable ending.
Turns out they both really were shitty teams.