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BurntEyes

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  1. Sark's O did better with Saban style HC. The issue hasn't been the defense. It's consistently been running game and RZ performance one of which attributes greatly to the lack of possession time, long and therefore bad 3rd down conversion and ultimately leaves the D on the field too long. What to know what Saban’s offense did really well while Sark was OC? I'll give you guesses. It is, in fact, the nail. Address the real issues. OL and offensive play calling.
  2. Sark is 100% on a pip. Almost no coach survives a pip. This is a when not if type of change.
  3. Until the G5 playoff bullshit is figured out, I think this is required.
  4. Sorry was typing fast. Doesn't change shit else I said and I don't count eggs based on a new chicken.
  5. Gideon isn't taking a demotion to come back to Texas, at least it makes no sense career wise to do so.
  6. We need a new OC, OL, WR and RB coach as well as a new GM and our best, most consistent part of the team under Sark's tenure just got cut. There isn't any way to spit shit this when Muschamp has been announced as PK's replacement.
  7. Better question is why the fuck isn’t he our new coordinator.
  8. He was really good at fucking up a lot of teams, but OU and Aggie were his strongest.
  9. There is no clear logic that I can come up with regarding this choice. I just hope PK doesn't end up in the SEC and he WILL get offers.
  10. Real shame there was no chance of money whipping the Gideon fella who had a good handle on Georgia's Bobo and how to slow him. Not that it would be useful or anything. Maybe Muschamp will keep Akina, getting the band back together and all. Sark must have an NFL job lined up and Mack is getting his future crew in place I guess. This is fantastic.
  11. I know for a fact you're not new to Surly. Thus, this question is really stupid because this place lives nearly exclusively on the decimal point argument.
  12. Are you confusing Corn and OUSux, or did Ousux have their very own LP. (Who is still dead for a decade which is gods gift to women)
  13. Fixed for you cause fuck Duke and Grand MaMa was da shit. Grove rat up in this bisnatch! what what!
  14. From mistaking one WR for another, very poorly interpreting who's play was best to blaming Arch for the failures of a WR, you've gone full circle on the idoit logic train in a single post. Fantastic work!
  15. Ahhh DeAndre Moore, the Longhorns finest receiver!
  16. Maybe a little racist?
  17. Sometimes you open a thread with very low entertainment expectations and anticipate a lot of shit posting. I will always appreciate when that exact thing happens, but its SO bad it makes me laugh. So here's to you Mr. NocluewtfImtalkingabout, aka @lazygringo, thanks and keep on keeping on.
  18. I won't repost stats I already have too many times, but the net is they really point out 4 excellent teams, then everyone else. The also rans tend to have a pretty big issue on D or offense and most of them are defensive issues. Then are a few that have inconsistent QB. Miami and Aggie have QB and D issues. However, there even the 4 "excellent" teams outside of Indiana have show some weaknesses (Georgia for example). So I get where your take comes from but I see it less as top 10 parity and more and lack of domination or schedule weaknesses by the "excellent" 4 which can create a false perception of broader parity.
  19. Sigh.. fine, but I've a very high level of confidence this ain't that year.
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