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Exposition:
June-August - Refresh mythology of "Nattys", dream up new Heisman winners, rant lies about BOMC, belittle "mercenaries".
Rising Action:
Late August-Mid October - Create mythology of scrub teams defeated being "Natty" contenders, celebrate "near" victory over only OOC opponent anyone knows, confirm "certainty" of Heisman QB despite all evidence to contrary, shart shit bagging "Heisman" QB if evidence is overwhelming, complain about top 25 ranking and BOMC, talk about Texas weak schedule.
Climax:
Oct- End of Nov
Change QB to new "Heisman contender", Expansive mythology creation on team, complain a lot more about Texas weak SEC schedule and BOMC regarding top 25 ranking.
Falling Action:
Thanksgiving
Multiple myths created about refs, close game mythology despite all evidence to the contrary, complain even more about Texas' "week" SEC schedule, shit copiously on SEC commissioner for being "tu lackey", use massive revisionist history to cope with 8-5 season.