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  1. On 6/8/2025 at 8:58 AM, bolverk said:

    This is some interesting reading. An internal FSB report reveals many of the suspicions and worries the Russians have regarding China, including espionage and revanchist territorial claims that China might have eastern Siberia. 

    It's too long for a standard copy/paste job, so here's a gift link:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/07/world/europe/china-russia-spies-documents-putin-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.NU8.2cOn.6Ht_OrjXCSuO&smid=url-share 

    I'll read the article soon, but from your summary I'm shocked by these developments. There is simply NO WAY the Chinese would invest time and energy on stealing tactical and technical military as well as IP knowledge from their BFFs the Russians. I just can't believe that to be the case!

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  2. On 6/5/2025 at 5:37 PM, utee94 said:

    You have to admire him for his perseverance in the face of extreme stupidity.  You can tell he really loves his work.

    Yeah... I'm late to the party here, but I also caught a glaring error on the aggie smack.

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    Someone might want to inform Texas Velvet Maestro (whatever that means) that nobody actually calls Tech sand monkeys. Someone might confuse that for white flag waving surrender monkeys.

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  3. On 6/7/2025 at 3:06 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

     Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

     

    Wait... I am over 50 and have no children. Does that get me membership in the Surly Gay Mafia?!? I'm happy to represent and I've definitely slept with some female 1s so I think that makes me double qualified by Tate principals of homosexuality. 

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  4. 10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    I am really interested in seeing if the recruits and Reveille have a natural bond and if the recruits willingly reach out. Reveille is a huge part of our University and our football program so if she has an instant affinity for our recruits I think that would speak volumes to our  recruits.  If you could, please take and post video of their initial encounter.  Any still shots of our recruits petting Reveille would also be appreciated -- would prefer if taken from the side so I can see as much as possible of both of their faces.  

    Agreed. Reveille is known to he a fantastic judge of character. Her innate ability to sniff out mercenaries verses good moral character will help us immensely in recruiting salt of the earth type players. Further, I feel having these recruits directly engage with the foundations of Texas A&M and it's agricultural background will help further determine how well the student athletes will align with the ethics and heritage of our top academic university.

  5. I was rolling around in my head, why goats??? Well, they sure as shit weren't going to put any sort of cows or bulls in there and chickens were already covered by Gamecocks. 

    And aggie doesn't understand why everyone thinks they're fucking weird. 

    Let's put inner city top athletes in pics with goats. That's really going to attract top athletic talent!!!!

     

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  6. 8 hours ago, Zeus said:

    Bro it’s good

    Do you even SECSECSEC?

    They will blow out Auburn and Kent St and be ranked top 20 served on a platter for us. 

    Auburn is the SEC cockroach. With Baylor, Ball State and South Alabama prior they could be undefeated and I see them roaching ousux or aggie in their next 2. Note, I'm not saying War Eagle is any better than those teams, but I'm not sure they're demonstrably worse.

  7. 14 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

    I genuinely don’t understand the medias offseason hype for this team. Their OLine is still ass, they have a converted LB as their starting TE, their WR unit is mediocre at best and injury prone, their defense as a whole is ok but vastly overrated by the fanbase. Their D-line is decent but I personally think their back half is average at best.

    Even if we accept Mateer being the 2nd coming despite going 8-4 with a Mountain west schedule, dude can’t block for himself and catch his own passes. Idk maybe it’s me

    You have seen that aggie is getting some top 10 nods by some of the moronic mediots right? 

    FSU was considered a top 10 team and possible title contender at the start of last season.

    I'm pretty sure many of these folks have a dart board of helmet and better known programs and "scientifically" come up with their rankings.

    Don't over think it. 

  8. On 5/29/2025 at 1:39 PM, Texas Wahoo said:

    As someone who has not lived in Texas in 20 years (damn, I'm getting old), this is music to my ears.

    I too have lived out of state for about 17 of the past 20. I applaud not only the variation of locations but just as much keeping big games OOC on the schedule. I want to see it and so do the rest of college football fans. This plays in directly to his comment about SOS and is a subtle shot over the bow of our SEC conference mates scheduling absolute shit teams for the most part OOC. 

  9. 15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

    Usually at this time on Fridays I'm laying pipe, but today I'm eating carne guisada and cheese and crackers and enjoying some facetiousness.
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    Sounds great in theory, looks terrible in reality.

    Just like aggie.

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  10. 13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

    But it’s also a bit of a safe space where guys can discreetly share recommendations for surgeons who do penis reduction surgery, magic of wreath funds for cancer, future politicos can share nudes, or serial killers can discuss their later water-related kills and/or knowledge of the tow industry.

    Fixed

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  11. On 5/29/2025 at 3:25 PM, Brian Fantana said:

    The real answer is this bitch Hannah Pearl Davis - Wikipedia

    e: Otherwise known as the worst pickme of all time

    I remember her first appearing on my radar being a part in some movie. My question was who is this unfunny weirdo that  makes me oddly uncomfortable and why is she in this show. I looked her up and my questions remained.

  12. 24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

    A war veteran goes back to Moscow and commits crime or asks for their money.  A dead war veteran stays in Ukraine as fertilizer.  His death does the "cause" good.

     

     

     

    40 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    I don’t think they want vets.

    Fixed for both posts.

  13. It's odd in that I typically prefer variation in my entertainment. I don't want season 2 of Whatever Fucking Show to be exactly like season 1, much less season "125". However, in the unique case of aggie, the earthly rotation like dependability of the aggie roller-coaster is actually among the highlights. I won't claim to miss aggie being part of my sports world/life, but I will own having missed them in the off season.

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  14. 3 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

    Paying an 8 year old with drugs and candy really isn't the precedent we want to set here. 

    I almost said Mr. Pibb, cause I'm pretty sure my budget was on the low end and I would have saved the extra juice for the candy. However, Mr Pibb is for assholes and it would have eliminated the drug mule softball. So... thanks and you're welcome. 

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