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TrashMaster G

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  1. 22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

    Perfect opportunity to point out the correct way to do it 

    Exactly. Because she is sure to be in a great frame of mind to hear what she sis wrong.

    22 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

    Our neighbors across the street park directly behind our driveway all the time. Drives me crazy. And they still do it even after I've asked them to stop.

    I am not sure why Mrs CL has never hit their cars yet; I would be OK with that. 

    Hit them 3 or 4 times and they'll probably stop. 

    8 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

    you ask your neighbors to change where they park in front of their own house?

     

    honestly it would never occur to me to do that. and if my neighbor did that to me I would buy more cars just to park in front of his driveway

    It would never occur to me to park right across from somebody else's driveway.  Then again, I've discovered I'm more considerate than probably 90% of the population. 

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  2. 7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    Lol this is what happens when we as a country dont take shit seriously until it hits us in the face

     

    shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

    In case you were unaware, smug bullshit like this is why nobody likes you.

    Yeah, yeah, you don't care.  Blahblahblah.

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  3. 3 minutes ago, Netanyahu for TCU said:

    Baylor grads tell me about how they’re a better team and program overall this decade because they have 2 Big 12 titles and appeared in 3 BCS/NY6 games.  I always respond with, “oh yeah, we have a Rose and Peach. Where are your BCS/NY6 trophies? Also, TCU was invited to the Big 12 because they were good enough to compete. Our kids, Gary Patterson and the coaching staff worked hard over the years to build a program that was good enough to compete at the BCS AQ/P5 level. Unlike Baylor, our kids earned their spot in the Big 12 and weren’t just put in because the governor at the time was a Baylor alum who wouldn’t approve a conference merger unless the Bears were included.”

    Would you like a cookie?

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  4. 2 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

    My wife is on her weekly Zoom Netflix and chill group with her friends. She can’t make her internal microphone work, so I give her my work headset. I cannot stand giving over the shoulder IT advice. Either don’t ask, or get the fuck out of the way and let me fix it.

    If she gives up the chair then you are saying she's too dumb to fix it and you are diminishing her womanhood, you insensitive bastard. 

  5. 13 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

    Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

    Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

    70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

    & Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

    Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
     

    70% or more.of people are dumb.

  6. 6 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

    Shower head broke right @ the end of the plastic parts, so we've been doing a solid stream of water for the past 3 days until I had time to stop by Homer Despot & get a new one.

    ...Because she obviously can't go on her own while on the way home so she could get exactly what she wanted, nope.

    I found one that was on the "discount" end cap near plumbing, $ 24.00, has multiple functions, spray patterns, detachable head, etc. + got a small roll of tef tape.

    Bring home:

    Her:  "Nope, don't like it."

    Me:  "Why?"

    Her:  "Just don't.  Get a basic one.'

    Me:  "Tell me why you don't like it.  This one was on closeout or clearance or whatever... great price."

    Her: "I simply don't."

    Me:  "You're sounding like a 3 year old who sees some new food they haven't ever come across & are refusing to even sniff it."

    Her:  Glaring eyeball lasers.  "Do NOT install that."

    Me:  "Don't give 2 shits, it's going up.  There's not a damn thing wrong with it & you can't tell me why other than a generic pout."

     

    I'll be installing it in around 1 hour.

     

     

     

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  7. 1 hour ago, gmr548 said:
    2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:
    So if we have games, then conference only
    Does that push the ACC and the SEC to actually play 9 games?

    Yes, but only because the SEC will expand and invite The Citadel and College of Charleston.

    And those schools will be playing games 2x a week.

  8. 1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

    Sometime last week my wife decided to become a vegan.  Right before the 4th of July when I was planning a brisket. I’m talking about no eggs, no milk or cheese, no oils, any kind of nuts, honey, and forget about cookies or ice cream or any of the other fun summer stuff we normally do.  No guacamole or avocado (fat), hummus (oils), etc. just beans, brown rice, fruits and vegetables.  She made me watch a movie about it.  Sure let’s eat healthier, but c’mon.  FML. 

    No way the pussy is worth that.

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  9. 11 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

    holy shit... this lady is begging to get her shit put on blast. 

    its a derrogatory term, but its not fucking racist.  

    By today's standards, it absolutely is racist.

    But not remotely on the same level as the N-bomb.  The lady is an idiot.

  10. 1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

    I present to you Ms. Katie Katro from ABC6 in Philadelphia. She popped up in a viral tweet today for her reporting from an ironically-named body of water.

    Anyways, apart from some wonky eyes, total smokeshow.

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    Damn nice rack, there.

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