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  1. 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    We need to sweep this weekend. I don’t think we can afford a loss to New Orleans.

    With 15 games left in the regular season, I don't think you can say with any certainty that one game will swing it.

  2. 3 hours ago, Slick16 said:

    I was in their crackerbox of a stadium in 2002 for the Chris Simms vs. Kliff Kingsbury debacle when Simms airmailed them the victory late in the fourth quarter.  I had my two daughters with me.  All we were guilty of was wearing burnt orange and cheering for the Horns, but those lightweight cocksuckers talked so much vulgar shit to me in front of my girls that I'll never darken the door of their stadium, again.  Fuck sand aggy.  Easily the worst fans in the Big 12 and it's not even close.

    I was there for our game in '16 and encountered nothing but nice people.

    Don't get the "crackerbox" description.  At all.

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  3. 15 hours ago, F250 said:

    A little while ago I went into my garage and detected a hint of a dead animal smell. I'm thinking a critter crawled in and died. I go looking for what I thought was either a dead animal or zombie hiding behind in the corner when I noticed my RTIC cooler sitting in the corner. Oh shit!

    I walk up to the cooler, take a deep breath and open it. In it I see two packages of rotting chicken floating in water.

    I call my wife and ask her how the chicken ended up sitting in my cooler. Apparently she was using the grill for dinner while the kids were swimming a couple of weeks ago. She ended up not using the chicken but just put it in the cooler with ice because it stays cold for a long time.

    Her: Doesn't that thing keep stuff cold for a really long time?

    Me: Yeah but not for over two weeks after its been sitting in the garage. Why didn't you just put it in the freezer?

    Her: because it was supposed to stay cold in the cooler.

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    So, either she admits she forgot the chicken or she says she thought a cooler could chill food indefinitely.  

    And she opts for the magic cooler theory.

    [Spock] Fascinating....  [/Spock]

  4. 46 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    My wife warned me after we went to her other niece's (no pics) graduation last year that this year would be hell. Older niece is their older brother's kid, and she knew her sis was going to do everything to show up her brother and especially his wife.

    Last year was a simple catered lunch with extended family on Saturday afternoon (grad ceremony was Friday night w/ limited seating so we were spared).

    I just want to send the niece a card with a nice check and say "congrats, get out of the house asap" but that's not gonna work. I'm already dreading the show they'll put on when she gets married someday.

    Your SIL sounds like a piece of work.  No doubt training your niece to be the same.  I'm guessing her husband is one sad, henpecked SOB.

  5. 2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

    Enjoyed him on Night Court and that show about Dave Barry. And Markie Post is still delicious.

    Dave's World.  Loved that show.  And the chick that played his wife was pure smoke.

  6. 6 minutes ago, B00M said:

    Beau is just fucking broken right now. Pitching with the pressure of trying tk get drafted and it really shows. 18-1/3 innings, 13 walks, 5 HBP, 19 hits, 9.82 ERA and a smoooooth 1.75 WHIP (2.0 baserunners per inning when you include the HBP! That's just as terrible as he has looked)

     

    Yes.  He needs to be benched for a solid week, minimum.

  7. Because I like numbers... A look at runs scored by inning this season:

    TEXAS

    Inning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    Runs scored 28 15 28 30 38 18 26 20 15
    Average         0.737         0.395         0.737         0.789         1.000         0.474         0.684         0.541

            0.682

     

    OPPONENTS

    Inning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
    Runs scored 18 18 28 10 28 23 21 14 18
    Average         0.474         0.474         0.737         0.263         0.737         0.605         0.553         0.378         0.581
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  8. 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Like a lot of things, the LHN just fell into Dodds' lap.  ESPN basically volunteered to cover a lot of non-revenue sports and pay us a tidy sum in the process.  Hard to refuse.

    aggy had no trouble doing so.

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  9. I don't care what the rule is, it was crystal clear to anybody with more than two brain cells that there was NO intent to go to 2nd.  That ump was looking for a reason to inject himself into the game and make a call, which is full-on bullshit.

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