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UncleSonny

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  1. I know, just giving you shit Although I’m not certain just how much we can glean from those stopwatch times without any other context
  2. I am a sicko for this stuff too, but drooling over a day 1 insider report of punter hang times (that he personally recorded on his iPhone) may be a bridge too far.
  3. How many strip sacks/forced fumbles can Simmons create on his own with a year of development and additional snaps? He was credited with 3 forced fumbles (and a pick) last season. Not sure how many of those FF ended up as turnovers. At least one didn’t just because of a bad bounce:
  4. I mean, sort of. It’s a Lionsgate movie with Seth Rogan and Keanu Reeves. It’s been a weird few years for Aziz but it’s not like he had to put this movie on a bunch of credit cards and film it gorilla style. Basically nobody can get studio comedies green-lit anymore, so if this is the gutter for him he’s doing ok
  5. How charitable of you
  6. Say what you will about the guy, but you have to admire Trump’s strict message discipline in the face of this controversy
  7. I had to read that sentence several times too. He’s saying that a new transfer isn’t going to run out with the first team in the first snap of fall practice, even though everyone knows he’ll “work is way” there as camp progresses.
  8. I don’t think this is the bombshell (that’s surely coming). This limited immunity reads like pretty normal procedure in situations like this, but I could be wrong. Edit to say, I guess if you are looking for fuckery here, does this immunity protect her to straight up lie and follow whatever script they gave her?
  9. Haha, what an incredible weirdo. I dig it, especially considering the Baptists have to be completely baffled by him
  10. It’s a solution in search of a problem. And it’s not even a solution.
  11. Nicely done here by Graham. Not only is he addressing the weak scheduling accusations, but he’s also laying the groundwork for how their ugly close victory next month is actually super impressive and justifies their #2 ranking in this SEC Power Poll.
  12. Liar! When I give chatGPT that prompt it gives me a -60 point line Starting to question whether I should be relying on chatGPT to do so much of my job...
  13. Small sample size, but Arch didn't target TEs a ton in his action last season. Zero completion to a TE against UTSA, two combined catches for 15 yards between Gunner and Davis against ULM, and then Gunner did have 5 catches against MSU, but only had 23 yards on them. Could be game plans or just a coincidence, but it does go against the traditional narrative of a young QB relying on his TE as a safety blanket.
  14. I'm not sure how Pedro will ever recover from making such a powerful enemy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellie-Jay_Keen-Minshull Seriously, give her twitter a quick scroll through. Or don't. She a hateful bitch, literally as a profession. Who gives a shit who she's going after.
  15. That’s some red meat
  16. The fun thing about this site to me is the characters. Once you kind of get a handle on who is who, everything kind of clicks onto place. The dumb shits consistency and reliability say dumb shit, but in a way it’s sort of nice. Kind of comforting in a strange way.
  17. OU lost a Heisman winner (among a lot of other guys they wanted to keep) when Riley bolted West.
  18. Billy may want to familiarize himself with Klein’s offense before pursuing this specific concern troll. That’s different I guess, Reed is 185lbs and basically useless if he doesn’t use his legs. So he’ll tell everyone who listen how the national media is sleeping on him.
  19. “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side” Yeah. This quote has been around for years, is more explicit about Trump’s knowledge and participation in Epstein’s activities, is widely accepted to be a true thing he said, and hasn’t mattered one bit. This bday card thing doesn’t move the needle.
  20. Yeah. Those WRs, especially Smith, are a bad matchup for pretty much any secondary, but I think (hope) our front 7 can have Sayin seeing ghosts early and mitigate any advantage they have there. Hartline is their OC now, right? Is he calling plays or is Day taking that role back?
  21. Well let’s see here. There are about 8.1 billion people on the planet. There are about 2,200 players in the NFL that play in any given season. Let me do some quick math:
  22. Over and over again. That was posted October of 2016 and it’s still basically all you need to know about the Trump experience
  23. Haha, he didn’t even try to hold his ground on that
  24. Well he’s probably in the top 1% of the most athletic people on the planet. He’s also a dumbass who never really figured out how to play football, but that hardly matters for special teams contributors
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