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  1. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they’d paid the Debt back to the academic side awhile back.
  2. Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again?
  3. I mean, I said your wife was involved.
  4. Yes. When he was 12. The guy is very, very strange.
  5. I fucked Anna De Armas while your wife watched, rapt and breathless. See, I can make up shit too, guys!!
  6. Im 15 less than you. I think Tex is about 29-31 in heels.
  7. We already knew that. Pretty sure you were in College while Caine was walking the earth in Kung Fu. Low end of old age, imo. Any dude who was regularly choppin' it up with the Houston Oiler's O-line pre Luv Ya Blue days is at least mid-60's
  8. we're fucking old. And we knew we were fucking old before this kiddo came and slapped you in the face as a reminder. How long before you're a grandfather, motherfucker?
  9. In the words of Doechi, I'm not an addict. Much to my wife's chagrin, constipation and a scarcity of trips to the toilet are not an issue over here.
  10. I remember when you were in on the drive through booze concept. Tell me about the 18 wheeler repair concept? If you get shitcanned you might consider being forced into the repair shop over the job slinging tech. But considering how repairs go, I'm not sure what kind of hook you're on in regards to replacement parts from China. A buddy of mine started a side hustle doing custom forks for small electric bikes. Business been great, but the uncertainty of when and how often he can get product has been more than just a mild headache.
  11. You're missing a fundamental understanding of The Ketchosaurus. Are there ass fibers merged with his skin? Absolutely, probably. But implying that he can't leave his seat is implying that he also can't get up for another round of raw oysters at an all you can eat buffet. And do you think that's true? Fuck no. That man would rip skin and meat from bone to heave his way to the front of a sushi bar at a buffet with a busted AC and internal temperature of 82 degrees. Never underestimate the pain threshold of a morbid glutton on a fuck to of pain pills. Fun Fact: the constipation that comes from painkiller addiction just means more trips to the buffet before ole Ketchum has to take a pit stop. I'll leave you with that tidbit of nightmare fuel, Happy Smoke Matthews Day motherfuckers.
  12. So, how'd you get rich?
  13. It seems like you live your entire posting life in full Satya mode regardless the day.
  14. I'm sure Houston will spin this as a head to head win against Texas. Somehow.
  15. Hear me out here: They might be promising money they don't actually have yet.
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