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  1. Several of us said it. Some people don't read the fucking thread.
  2. I'm starting to go from thinking Flood is just old and lazy to he might be touched. Mildly retarded.
  3. Yale, eh? Seems super promising. Also, why the fuck is every fucking guy that visits a motherfucking OT?
  4. I was today years old when I learned that Santana Wilson was a WR. That guy knows his stuff!
  5. This is a deep cut, and should be appreciated by old timers. The same way I do, with my eyes, a metric fuck ton of patience and resilience, and a lot of blood pressure medication and/or bourbon. I don't want this guy simply because Helobious jerks off to him. Or jerks him off. NTTIAWRT I watched parts of 3-4 Pitt games this year, and this guy is fucking awesome. No, it's just great news. 1k more guys means a lot more OL to source. I had hopes this guy could flourish under Muschamp, but with the Rutgers kids and the youth, I don't think this is a big deal, although I'm not sold on Littleton as a CB.
  6. Maybe sark should stop retaining the asshole with call of duty at the top of his resume. He’s already fired the all star guy at the position because he prefers Smithers. We’re in good hands, guys.
  7. Oh a DFW source. Sounds legit I feel so much better. No wai!! Thought he was super interested in Texas!?!? Lolz The Michigan business plan is literally “declare with every intention to return.” this would make him 4 to UW, 6 to LSU, plus rev share reduction…a legit 14 million dollar player? I think the SEC isn’t like this now but will be tomorrow.
  8. The problem is that his teammates now think he is a world class piece of shit. Didn’t he announce when the team was at the funeral for another college athlete at UW?
  9. We all make occasional mistakes. Even me. But to be specific I harp on people for not even bothering to read the thread and then show up and ask stupid questions. That's not quite the same thing as making a mistake. But thanks for correcting me the same way Hank_Hill did a page or two back. Perhaps you should read the thread?
  10. So Burton's tweet and Horton's announcement and Brandon Harris's certainty and jawing have to mean Coleman is going to Alabama, right?
  11. You underestimate just how much some of their cult want to live close to their supreme idol, reveille. I have family that presents as 2%ers until things don't quite go their way, and they want to retire to Navasota so they can be "close to CS." Imagine being relatively successful and wanting to retire to fucking Navasota.
  12. I mean, a parking lot is the third best view in College Station. Better than campus and a landfill, edged out by anyone with a 10 foot fence, and of course the exit out of town.
  13. If you'd read the thread you'd know not to get your hopes up on the Vandy WR since he's using us for a bigger offer from other schools. Yeah. None of our current star players came from HS. You know everyone has busts, right?
  14. Sharma is going to play big minutes next year.
  15. "Texas decided to go all in." I'm not sure what to tell all of you pants pissers at this point, but it should be evident to you when you're being trolled by Billy Liucci. Do better.
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