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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Look at miss piggy, taking off his robe and his wizard hat… -
Family Cruise with 18 Year Old Kids (June 2026)
SydneyCarton replied to Tonesky's topic in Food and Travel
Allow me to help…cruises fucking suck balls. There’s another cruise thread here…read it. Shit ass cruises like Royal Caribbean cost an arm and a leg and still are floating wal-marts full of corpulent sweatstacks lining up for their 5th trip through the buffet. Imagine 200 people teeming together to share a 1k square foot pool that’s simmering at about 88 degrees. unless you’re going on a cruise like immamac said, where it’s a few hundred people and you’re outnumbered by staff, run the fuck away and cover your tracks so the person suggesting you cruise can never fucking find you again. Wife, kids, doesn’t matter who it is, just cut your losses. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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They’re two havens for stupid posters, so yeah, I’m sure they’re saying stupid shit. I mean, Jkates is a regular at both spots -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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Maybe he’s just really unintelligent, young, and has no real concept of what’s on our roster? -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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So, your position is that we’re not loaded with talent at Edge, at DL, at the OL, Safety, and maybe CB? -
They’d still do the horns down and we’d have changed or disgraced something special because of a meth saddled state full of sister-fucking dumb fucks. I’ll pass.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Well, you’re not reading the posts of one @BurntOrange&White and the esteemed @satyanash, clearly. also, what idiot would accuse them of cheating? What they’re doing isn’t cheating. Stupid, sure. Cheating, no. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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This entire post is built on the assumption, and assumption for which there is no evidence for, and plenty of evidence to the contrary, that Texas will be incapable of winning big recruitments down the road that are the ones they deem as must wins. We were losing to LSU for Collin Simmons till we weren’t, we lost Anthony Hill to A&M until we didn’t, we lost Sharma to Oregon until we didn’t, and Banks, and Cam Williams. Ryan Wingo was staying home. Kade Phillips was going to LSU because we blew it by telling him he was a safety. Was Justus Terry even considering us until we decided shit, we might need DTs? Georgia and Oregon didn’t seem to be able to do shit about it once we did decide it was a need. When did all these flips or commits come? Hmm, I bet it wasn’t June. In summation, you have terrible fucking takes and you might be the only person on earth who resents getting his dick sucked.- 5317 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You don't have to explain yourself to this board's version of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister for Negativity and this board's version of Ralph Wiggum. The rest of us understood.- 5317 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
No fucking shit. I actually know the posters who told you that shit on this very fucking board. But I guess our staff and program aren't aware... Maybe. Since this is going down pretty similarly to last year, why don't you untuck your shriveled cock and balls and see what happens this fall? I will say, the lack of roster turnover at Texas is fucking insane compared to other programs. If that means we might miss out on some blue chips we wanted to maintain guys we like in the program, every few years, which I'm not even saying is the case, I'm probably OK with it.- 5317 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
First, lets state the obvious; You don't actually have any actual information about the NIL budgets, costs, packages, or anything else at any other school. You don't have any actual information about those things at the fucking school you follow, Texas. So the fact that you say declaratively that other programs don't care about cost is stupid to the point that it should be immediately dismissed, mocked, and you should be laughed at, heartily. Second, we just inked the number one class, loaded at damn near everywhere, a few short months ago, including some big time over the top efforts at the end to get key, high cost players. And this was after everyone piss and shit themselves all summer about our class. And, this is something I actually know, our fundraising has only gotten stronger and improved since last year. So maybe, maybe, act like you can remember at some point in your life what it was like to have a set of balls.- 5317 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Justus Terry wasn't going to end up here, either. And also, that's one guy's opinion writing checks after a game of telephone with Blackcat. I'd more point out that Blackcat, and the donor in question, we're overwhelmingly positive about the situation and how we're handling things, and yet Satya found a way to be negative and fling his period blood all over the board, and you for some reason felt the need to lap it up like a thirsty kitten. This is a real great showing for you, I'm sure everyone is really surprised by this turn of events.- 5317 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
SydneyCarton replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Who said we don't have a shot? You know there's a difference between Choosing Not To Match or Choosing Not To Promise Playing Time and "we have no shot, right?" Edit: DuckOfDeath beat me to it.
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