Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Unless it comes from Bobby or Gerry it’s trash. The collective IQ of the posters at OTF is about a click or two above room temperature. Even visiting Orangebloods makes someone’s IQ suspect. Flood is Sark’s emotional support animal. Firing him was just something he couldn’t bring himself to execute. Don’t overthink it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I’m sure there’s a couple hillbillies too impatient to wait for U-haul to open up this morning.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Watching how Deboer reloads his roster, assuming he isn’t murdered by an Alabama fan in his sleep, is going to be interesting to watch.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
so he’s saying his coaching staff can’t develop their own talent at QB? Weird self own there.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I mean this time it’s going to end pretty great for us, so… We’ve been evaluating OL for a month. I don’t think the process is going to take that long from here unless it’s guys still playing. What, you’re not buying that the OC Ensminger or whatever the fuck his name is was the guy calling the plays!?!?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Yup. He’s a stud and exactly what we need next to Justus terry
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
That’s why you money whip proven guys.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I love that the guy has leg, but isn’t 11/15 inside the 50 kind of meh? Also, Brown is obviously fast but as CTJ said, skipping around his highlights (so I might have missed something) most of his wow plays were against eastern Kentucky and JMU types The North Texas kid looks like a spare.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Him asking for 800 from us and settling for whatever someone else will pay after we tell him to fuck off aren’t the same thing. See: Wisner, Tre.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Oh they did.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Elko’s next hire might be BO&W.
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Rose Bowl - #1 Indiana vs. #9 Alabama
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
You say a lot of dumb shit, like every day, but this is as high up there as the time you claimed Shawn Watson was an innovative spread offensive mind.
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Rose Bowl - #1 Indiana vs. #9 Alabama
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Rose Bowl - #1 Indiana vs. #9 Alabama
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
No, his ham guy retired. You’re either conflating Clark with Baxter or you’re just completely full of shit, as others have pointed out. Clark was getting praised extremely highly in camp before he was injured by the staff.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
OL and run game are about the only components I’d blame on Sark. And some of the OL was attributable to Ewers sacking himself and having happy feet. I’m not sure I’d attribute footwork to Sark since at the end of the day, the player has to execute it in games. We don’t know whether he got coaching on that or not. Sark called plays to Ewers strengths, which we obviously saw in the change of playcalling to Arch, so I think that’s bullshit. At the end of the day, Ewers is an extremely talented QB physically with some issues between the ears, but we’re all cheering for him. Except Derka. Also, let’s not pretend the OL for the dolphins isn’t dog shit, so the OL concerns ring hollow to me. Achane is a stud despite the weak OL, and if you disagree Tua’s mush brain would like a word.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I’m aware. I want someone to spell out how ewers’s largest weaknesses while at Texas were attributable to sark.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
How so?
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Heights/Garden Oaks/Oak Forest
Funny you mention that, I saw my first driverless Waymo last week on Shepherd too. Guess they're getting close.
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Top Gun 3 just doesn’t look all that compelling.
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
White dudes leading a mob with torches. Great idea. Not at all on the nose.