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SydneyCarton

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  1. Unless it comes from Bobby or Gerry it’s trash. The collective IQ of the posters at OTF is about a click or two above room temperature. Even visiting Orangebloods makes someone’s IQ suspect. Flood is Sark’s emotional support animal. Firing him was just something he couldn’t bring himself to execute. Don’t overthink it.
  2. I’m sure there’s a couple hillbillies too impatient to wait for U-haul to open up this morning.
  3. Watching how Deboer reloads his roster, assuming he isn’t murdered by an Alabama fan in his sleep, is going to be interesting to watch.
  4. so he’s saying his coaching staff can’t develop their own talent at QB? Weird self own there.
  5. I mean this time it’s going to end pretty great for us, so… We’ve been evaluating OL for a month. I don’t think the process is going to take that long from here unless it’s guys still playing. What, you’re not buying that the OC Ensminger or whatever the fuck his name is was the guy calling the plays!?!?
  6. Yup. He’s a stud and exactly what we need next to Justus terry
  7. That’s why you money whip proven guys.
  8. I love that the guy has leg, but isn’t 11/15 inside the 50 kind of meh? Also, Brown is obviously fast but as CTJ said, skipping around his highlights (so I might have missed something) most of his wow plays were against eastern Kentucky and JMU types The North Texas kid looks like a spare.
  9. Him asking for 800 from us and settling for whatever someone else will pay after we tell him to fuck off aren’t the same thing. See: Wisner, Tre.
  10. Elko’s next hire might be BO&W.
  11. He did, actually. Who is this This poster went to tech.
  12. You say a lot of dumb shit, like every day, but this is as high up there as the time you claimed Shawn Watson was an innovative spread offensive mind.
  13. A personality like Cignetti seems like he would prefer to just continue rubbing his nuts all over the rest of CFB from a place like Indiana.
  14. Not being Texas Tech seems like a pretty good reason…to do anything.
  15. No, his ham guy retired. You’re either conflating Clark with Baxter or you’re just completely full of shit, as others have pointed out. Clark was getting praised extremely highly in camp before he was injured by the staff.
  16. OL and run game are about the only components I’d blame on Sark. And some of the OL was attributable to Ewers sacking himself and having happy feet. I’m not sure I’d attribute footwork to Sark since at the end of the day, the player has to execute it in games. We don’t know whether he got coaching on that or not. Sark called plays to Ewers strengths, which we obviously saw in the change of playcalling to Arch, so I think that’s bullshit. At the end of the day, Ewers is an extremely talented QB physically with some issues between the ears, but we’re all cheering for him. Except Derka. Also, let’s not pretend the OL for the dolphins isn’t dog shit, so the OL concerns ring hollow to me. Achane is a stud despite the weak OL, and if you disagree Tua’s mush brain would like a word.
  17. I’m aware. I want someone to spell out how ewers’s largest weaknesses while at Texas were attributable to sark.
  18. Funny you mention that, I saw my first driverless Waymo last week on Shepherd too. Guess they're getting close.
  19. They live in Vidor. You know let’s cut the shit they’re Klan.
  20. Top Gun 3 just doesn’t look all that compelling.
  21. Found steamboat’s handle on Texags:
  22. Shut the fuck up, Grandpa. And you might want to try not being the most Aggie thing in the fucking aTm thread.
  23. White dudes leading a mob with torches. Great idea. Not at all on the nose.
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