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SydneyCarton

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  1. I’d have to see the street. They said it was a 4 lane road man. My cul de sac is right off a busy 4 lane road that frequently has 18 wheelers barrelling down it, and a small median with trees, and no lights for at least a mile. If a kid jumped out behind one of those, I can easily see someone not being able to stop in time. and the article said “the 10 year old tried to hold him back.” To me that screams the car was fairly close.
  2. And it’s punitive by people with no perceivable vested emotional interest in the outcome. What do the police gain here? Im not saying I’d let my seven year old walk 2 blocks alone. But I’d probably consider it with a 10 year old if he was responsible. I used to ride my bike to and from elementary school that had to be 3 miles away when I was 10. I rode bikes around my neighborhood from 7-12. I walked home from middle school every day. That’s hardly a far cry from this. The parents of every latchkey kid posting here would have been toast.
  3. I will probably give those a spin, but I must say, they remind me of these from my childhood and they sucked hard:
  4. I mean, I wasn't going to lose sleep over it. Just curious if the dude would defend the position that watching Tuesday games for Texas wasn't a fucking drink-inducing affair for many of us.
  5. The ole' Breathless Mahoney. In related news, Dickless Baloney would be a good nickname name for Mike Elko.
  6. Why's ole' rex negging you on this one? The team had a great year, but more than a handful of Tuesday losses, and many of their games were fucking nail-biters? Why wouldn't I have to drive through that?
  7. Lol. You guys think Elon is trying to win people back, or doing an about face for his companies. He's literally bitching about a spending bill being too full of pork, which is a hardline R position. He's basically just parroting his DOGE position of "cut cut cut." He's not winning anyone back with that, he's just being the same tone-deaf consistent twat he's been for awhile.
  8. We’re not going to win ‘em all. But we’re going to make them all pay for ‘em.
  9. Awww, Horn Under A Bad Sign is a little sensitive Mack Brown message board warrior! Isn't that cute?
  10. What made him a scumbag exactly?
  11. 100% chance that dude went back to his corner muttering racist shit.
  12. So what was the thread title before?
  13. Who's Tim? Does Tim have the keys? In other words, Ballgame?
  14. Well, if you're a member of the Church of Scientology like Tom Cruise and @closetojumping, I believe that stands for Suppressive Personality.
  15. Man, I hope you DVR'd the whole regional, and you really savored this experience. Because the way Texas Athletics is going, I'm not sure you're going to be able to manage an erection until next spring, at this rate. Hopefully this wildly disappointing season where we won the SEC title in our debut season with a new coach and a pretty Meh/Flawed roster, while losing our best SP and best offensive player for all/most of the year, respectively, will sustain you until more miserable times.
  16. I'd buy a ton of them, and then park the in front of all the neighbors houses I dislike, and just leave them there.
  17. Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict.
  18. He says he hates mediocrity, but he went to a mediocre college by every measurable metric. Perfect encapsulation of Aggie.
  19. Bolero aligning himself with helobious. That’s a choice.
  20. Counterpoint: he committed to play football at BAYLOR.
  21. Texas isn’t. What a little fucking bitch. Also, for the record what he is accusing is fucking illegal.
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