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SydneyCarton

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  1. Here's how I know the one guy talking about donors is full of shit, or fucking dumb as a sack of hammers. Most likely both. Due to the fact I have seats in the SEZ, which I fucking SPLIT with another poster here, I am ranked in the...lets see here...low 1,000's of the almost 53,000 alums that have loyalty points at the University of Texas. Now, never mind that my overall total contribution probably isn't even a speck of shit on an elephant's ass for the guys that are 500 or above. But I bet in that rube's eyes, that would qualify me as a Big Donor. And you know who's never had any kind of "personalized" reach out from the AD about giving to Texas One Fund, or anything else? Me. No one's ever reached out to me "personally" to solicit shit from me. That fucking idiot thinks that someone who got a generic email from the AD or One Fund is being "reached out to personally"
  2. That's just some Freudian slippage, if I've ever seen it. Someone loves running their tongue along a big ass vein. NTTIAWRT...unless you're an aggie, of course, where homophobia manages to go hand in hand with the obscene number of gloryholes. #CognitiveDissonance
  3. This was my immediate reaction as well. "Produced pretty well in the trenches." Well, ok, show us on the mock draft board all the OL you've done "pretty dang well with." The D Line success in the draft was pretty much the last gasp of Fisher's big bag year, and last year's DL draft pick was all testing numbers and shit ass actual production.
  4. Not sure whether the guy jumping is true or not...but aren't those doors basically made impossible to open once they're locked down? Or is that a once a certain level of pressure is reached? I have no idea about any of that shit, but I find it odd on a full flight if that dude DID get the door open, fighting through I assume the flight attendants, I'd have to assume there would have been a lot of people following his ass out of the plane.
  5. I mean, the best part is he's cancelling to visit Texas and I doubt he has a committable offer to Texas. If we end up signing Paris Melvin I'm going to be irritated.
  6. Oh great. Now I've learned that Kirk Bohls said something new and stupid about UT today.
  7. Foam Rollers are great, but you should consider adding in some lacrosse ball work as well. It's much more pinpoint, but the fact it's such harder than a foam roller it really breaks shit down.
  8. "See, 247 has Turntine as an IOL. Told you losers" BO&W as he unzips his cheeto encrusted jorts.
  9. Everyone is assuming it’s EJ Holland because we all know he’s probably offered to suck a recruit’s dick for their shoes.
  10. Ears to the street is/was Mike Roach. Maybe stick to Positive character assessments of mercenary clown show HS recruits.
  11. Oh, only 1/3 of the carpet. That’s a lot of vomit. Or a crime scene cleaner. Either or.
  12. He didn't want to go to jail. He did want to be president. He wants to grift money. Looks like he's getting what he wants to me.
  13. Lets see here... 1) Deranged, message board equivalent of verbal incontinence who is obsessed with Texas A&M. Hopefully is dead. 2) Idiotic Troll and serial liar who's wrist should be surgically attached to the inside of his rectum. 3) Almost certainly autistic, likely institutionalized, 100% mentally ill fucking idiot who certainly must be a contemptible, vile version of Milton from Office Space. Also obsessed with Texas A&M. 4)Living embodiment of the "Dumbest Motherfucker Alive" gif by Robert Downey Jr from Tropic Thunder, this weapon's grade imbecile does a fuck ton of drugs, has an IQ under 70, and despite literally dozens of patient explanations, still can't figure out the multi-quote function. Will SPAM every thread on the 995 board in the middle of the night and ruin everyone's fucking morning.
  14. "Northern Virginia" is not a city.
  15. HOLY SHIT YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES INVENTED THE HALF YOUR AGE +7 FORMULA?!?! YOU'RE FAMOUS.
  16. Explain this, contextually, and how it applies to the situation in LA as opposed to just being a stupid piece of shitposting you wanted to share with no commentary?
  17. My first trip to Vegas, we stayed at the Luxor. I grew up watching all of those cool commercials about it right when it first launched on the strip. For a first trip to Vegas, it was fine, although obviously not the highest end. But it was cool, never seen anything like it. Of course, this was 2003 or 2004. I also read that article in SF Gate several months back. It's a hell of a read for anyone who stayed has there. But I'll cite your post as illustrative; when the fact that your hotel room carpet being fucking MOIST when you checked in isn't the most disappointing part of your stay...whelp.
  18. Tell that to this unwashed mass of moochery.
  19. The big question is, does he/the restaurant own the building? If it's a long term lease, what's the story there? If not, are you trying to buy a piece of property in downtown Austin? You're probably talking millions of dollars. The second thing would be rules around a bunch of these twatwaffles who three down tree fiddy coming in every day saying "I'm an owner my shit is free."
  20. All of you are slipping. It's South Austin's Mom.
  21. I dunno, I'm just trying to math into their 55 million number. And this paragraph: As part of the NCAA House settlement finalized this past Friday, Texas Tech is now permitted to share up to $20.5 million of its departmental-generated revenue directly with student-athletes beginning in the 2025–26 academic year. To support this transformational change, the Red Raider Club will be responsible for generating $14 million annually to help fund Texas Tech Athletics' new revenue-sharing model. This funding will also support student-athlete scholarships, academic resources, professional development, leadership programming, nutritional offerings and more. The remaining portion of the revenue-sharing commitment will be supported by University investment and additional athletics-generated revenue streams.
  22. Yeah, it's not back. Looch is just going to throw around "texags 5 star" to inflate the value of the guys he thinks A&M can land. If you squint, it's also a way Liucci subtly ups his own credibility as an "evaluator," as well as a way to spit shine their class to really be more talented than that BOMC allows. Which hits on their grievance, which helps perpetuate their cycle of insecurity, etc. It's magical. They really are a perpetual motion machine of tiny-dicked insecurity.
  23. Pretty sure it's 20.5 from the athletic director budget, the 14.5 is additional fundraising they want to have on top of that, and then 20 million in revenue sharing that will be handled by the university for their total NIL budget of 55 million.
  24. If there is one book on that list I'd skip, it might be Insomnia. I mean, it's fine, other than the fact that it is LONG AF. And yes, the tires are directly into the last section of the Dark Tower w. the Crimson King, and the kid. But man. It really just didn't add all that much, honestly, imo. Hearts of Atlantis is the opposite, it's a solid read and obviously directly ties into things from a character perspective.
  25. That's another reason why he's a terrible candidate for president. He will galvanize all the shitty conservatives who are tired of Trump to vote for him, or whoever else, again, because "it's commie Gavin Newsome! I had no other choice." Let newsom be the face of MAGA resistance, and let someone else run for president.
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