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SydneyCarton

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  1. No one had contracts like Jimbo, for sure. But I was specifically referencing Kevin Sumlin, which had the sum total of his contract due within 60 days of termination, with no offset. It's the "within 30-60 days of termination" stuff that blows my fucking mind.
  2. You guys need to stop that shit. It's stupid. Just pay the guy x Dollar amounts per year until it's done, with or without offset, like the rest of us who don't want to be compared to Aggies.
  3. No. "Good news" would have been "Hey, we fucked up the xray, we opened the hand up and it was fine, so we stitched him back up. He'll be good in a week." What Satya posted was just "news" that he was feverishly attempting to squint into jerk-off material.
  4. *I see that @Litig8r's compatriots in the Florida contracts department took their cues from a&m's contract department. Oooof.
  5. I mean, apropos to the thread title, Belichick is indeed riding again.
  6. For you? Probably another failed marriage walking through your office doors.
  7. I think I just finally got through some of the stuff we got during Covid. It takes a concerted effort.
  8. The $200 one I got almost a decade ago is still going strong. I'd say it's a good investment.
  9. Oh come on, that was textbook form and I stuck the landing.
  10. It's pretty damn rare in my household at this point too. That being said I might go buy a couple tubes of ground beef and pull out the food saver this weekend.
  11. Only when you're mom is visiting internationally.
  12. That's his point. Not only will they produce the same methane, but Brazil will cut down more rain forest to make room for pasture, compounding the effect.
  13. Cici's pizza in San Marcos was always on our planned route home.
  14. I believe he's attempting to say CTJ doesn't know shit, and his opinions are bad, because Parker Livignstone is the best WR in the country.
  15. Is his name Pimphand? Then no.
  16. That’s funny. I can drive right to the street where those fucking guys live. No idea Thats where they came from. My wife and I drove there a few times during Covid just to break the monotony with our kid in the back seat
  17. SydneyCarton

    Houston BBQ

    Eastside is doing a pop-up at a club my family is members at on Friday. Curious how it all measures up.
  18. Nothing good ever happens when OU wins. Period.
  19. I've told this repeatedly, and I'll tell it again any fucking time it comes up, but a group of us were at a BW3 when this game was happening in Midtown Houston, and there was a table of stupid fucking longhorn fans cheering for OU, hard, in this game. I guess they thought our Tech loss was being avenged. We mocked and berated them so badly they fucking left their table, and I think the restaurant. Imagine cheering for OU, ever.
  20. Never fucking forget.
  21. We should just steal that one and repaint it. Those idiots will never be able to solve the crime.
  22. With this group of morons, being set on fire seems like a statistical probability at some point, so this seems fairly important.
  23. Compared to this year's schedule, it's a 500% upgrade. And 27 going to be fucking delicious.
  24. Agreed. I think it's the only thing that sucks about all this shit. Just voicing my agreement. This is actually pretty interesting. Arch Manning's agent should go to Disney, and say "Listen, lets talk about an NIL package that keeps Arch at Texas for one more year and boosts your game revenue by insane amounts. We'll take 15% of the 150 million dollars, everybody wins." Now...that is how you NIL. I'm actually pretty serious about this, homeboy's agent should get to work. Fuck these pathetic losers. Yeah, we're Darth Vader and the Death Star and Emperor Palpatine all rolled up into one big ass steer with big ass horns. Fucking losers. Everyone one of their AD's had a fucking vote on how this was going to go down.
  25. Of course pimphand posts over on SEC rant.
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