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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yes. But I prefer to think of you as "Supernatural Football Recruit Jerk-Off Machine Helobious." Credit where credit is due, and you sir are on the Mr. Rushmore of jerking off dudes, right next to Peter Bean.
  2. I think this constitutes Negative Recruiting Our Own School, so I'll place this one here:
  3. Nothing in the markets make sense to me in general. Truth Social stock once traded at $100, still trades around $20, and has never even remotely made money. Tesla is cratering into the earth from a sales perspective and is priced so much more than legacy car makers it is absurd. None of it makes sense. I'd watch him have to read mean tweets all fucking day. He'd be bawling inside 5 minutes.
  4. If you say so. In a world where Rupert Murdoch's heirs won suit and will have control over the empire once he dies, and who's views are vastly different from Lachlan, I can see an easy world where Newsmax will become the power broking disinformation channel that people turn to for their rage fix. My MIL and FIL already have on Newsmax at their home because Fox "became too liberal." People wanting to get in on that early and now makes sense to me. At the #s it happened, sure, no. But I can make a case where Newsmax is a "buy." I can't make a case where a Tesla is a "buy," and unlike the speculation of newsmax, Tesla has decades of sales data and trends.
  5. I can actually wrap my head around why newsmax would blow up, even if it's basely speculative. Tesla at this point, not so much.
  6. He showed up at the in home with Loreal. Shit got awkward.
  7. I made it about 25 minutes into the video. This guy is is a fucking perfect example. 'Vaccines suck, but the real problem is that the white man took this country and we need to commune with the earth." Ok, guy, great, but the discussion is vaccines and you're talking about nothing related to actual vaccines. Every snippet I saw was some version of this. "But my unvaccinated kids are healthy." The doctor wasted his time completely. And yes, this country is turbofucked.
  8. Ive been following her since the new year. SHe posts really long, detailed posts every day or two about what's going on, why it's illegal, etc. I mean long posts. I also see several of the sparse folks I do follow on FB also sharing her posts. She's got a following. Her shit disappearing is 100% political.
  9. right up there with "Never interrupt Helobious when he's tuggin' a trunk." - SurlyHorns
  10. Listen, you're not wrong. But also, fuck you. You don't know every man who's ever lived, asshole.
  11. I mean, Fisher IS from West Virginia. It makes sense. Maybe it's in their drinking water, or genes all the way back to the Hatfield's and McCoy's.
  12. I'm envisioning a world where he's brought in as some kind of assistant and then starts sabotaging the head coach from within. Starts badmouthing him to boosters and the AD. Attempts some form of coup. Along those lines, I started thinking of one of his protegees he might glom onto to make this situation a reality, and I drew a blank. Google AI returned this juicy delight: Basically, we need Elko to leave A&M for another SEC head coaching job. In other words, it will remain a fantasy.
  13. I'd phrase this more as "I'm sorry FOR your son." Because I'm not sorry for any fucking emotional turmoil that rube has brought upon himself.
  14. I'm pouring money into a sinking market with the hope that in 10 years, maybe we've recovered and I "bought low."
  15. Get a better hot sauce in general. Turning out allies into enemies!
  16. People flocking to this thread to discuss their phone's brightness settings makes me angry.
  17. I realize it's BO&W, but his is this even a fucking conversation even for him? "Hey Turntine, we've decided we like you at Center." /Turntine gives the Herman double finger, speeds off, signs with another Blue Blood who will play him at Tackle. Only BO&W views this is a win, somehow.
  18. My condolences on the end of your life.
  19. I mean, we need to get some so we can send them out as christmas presents.
  20. That is gold, right there. Baseball's "Got Jimbo"
  21. You’re off to a great head start, then. also, I was just fucking with you man. It’s surly. The great enshitification thread exists for a reason.
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