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FartingMonk

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  1. More like hey here is a billion dollars for the weapons you will buy from us.
  2. Now that the Biden administration has asked to seize all the yachts of the oligarchs; does anyone know if they will issue me a letter of marque? I want to do some pirate shit.
  3. He's fine. He usually broadcasts at 4 AM Ukraine time. So. 9 PM central time. And his message isn't sent from his phone. It's probably uploaded from somewhere else. He probably has some super secret squirrel phone for him to talk to. Otherwise Russia just needs to find a phone in Kiev that calls every country in NATO every morning.
  4. Fuck yeah. Porn hub has been down here in Moscow for a couple of days. Imma watch girls gone wild infomercials
  5. Sshhhhhh.....don't say anything they can hear you
  6. Absolutely the right move to scuttle it. Their ports are unusable for the foreseeable future. Either fight the Russians or burn it to the ground.
  7. I don't think so and if they do it's probably rotting away in some shipyard. I can probably name every country that has a submarine but I don't remember anything about Ukraine. Maybe a prototype diesel sub but I don't think that's even the case. It's incredibly expensive to maintain one and they really have no.need for one except til now I guess
  8. Absolutely. That's the machinations of a mad man. He asks his generals hey can we take Ukraine. First guy says no. He shoots him. Second guy says no. Shoots him. 3rd guy says yes. He asks how long. That guy says 3 months. Shoots him. 4th guy says 3 weeks. Shoots him. 5 guy says 3 days. Shoots him. 6th guy says 3 hours. Putin invades.
  9. Also we know the subs are in the area because the only way in is to go through the Turkish straits. You don't go through the Turkish straits submerged because that's a good way to die and it's a violation of international law. The Turks would be fucking pissed. And the danger from it is a very very shipping channel. You can easily get sucked up by a tanker and things will go bump in the night. So yeah that P8 is there to just keep pinging Ivan and causing them to go to battle stations. You can only go for so long without going to sleep. Even when they go to a modify battle stations the guys are going to keep hearing the pinging. Not fun for those guys. As a submariner I feel bad for them.
  10. They knew the sub was there. They've been tracking 3 subs in the black sea for a hot minute. The P8 is there to fuck with his head. The sound of active sonar buoy being heard is the most fucking scary sound I've ever heard in my life. It is a whooonnnngg sound and you can fucking feel that shit.
  11. Yeah plan is always do massive electronic jamming with wild weasels. Send in cruise missile to take out command and control, radar, air assets,AA, destroy air fields, and then massive bombing campaign. And then targets of opportunity. Then roll in with troops. That's shock and awe. This is shake fists at cloud
  12. The reports of Russian troops not know who were fighting completely baffles me. They have been on the border of Ukraine for months. Who did they think they were fighting? NAZIS?
  13. Yeah. If there are any SF there. They were there when we withdrew. We are not going to be inserting them now.
  14. Haha. Fuck no. That means we have entered the fight.
  15. I think the question is why do you need to launch cruise missiles from the sky. That is an awfully expensive undertaking. It only tells me one thing. He has spent all his land based cruised missiles and naval bases cruise missiles.
  16. Rubber dog poop from Hong Kong. The Ukranians are told to litter the streets with real and fake dog shit. I don't care how much of a man you are. No one likes having dog shit on their shoes. Nah but I think it's a supply drop of some sort. And if the airports are still intact in interior Ukraine it would be a ballsy ass move but they are probably landing there and unloading but not likely the scenario. Javelins are nice and international support is nice and pictures of convoys are nice but if you are encircled how are the weapons going to get to you. The Russians aren't going to allow a ground convoy to roll into Kiev and drop off weapons. They don't have to shoot. They can just blockade the road. I think thats where they are at right now. It's like having bottled water in a warehouse 50 miles outside a city and people showing how great it is but the people who need it are 50 miles away
  17. I'm extremely hungover so noise hurts my head right now so I haven't been on the phone with anybody or watched any TV but I think at some point there is a line that gets crossed where we get drawn in or Putin dies. It doesn't last another week without serious escalation. Everything that we know in our lifetime that we say can't happen is about to happen. A new world order is about to happen.
  18. China in a surprising move yesterday voted to abstain. China wants no part of this. They are happy to be a spectator. They are OU scouting the Aggy-Texas game
  19. None. He is locked up in basically what our NORAD is. The only people that are gonna kill him are his own guys who are cut out from the outside world. It's not going to be an orchestrated event or anything. It's just gonna be a dude who has had enough. Workplace violence.
  20. I think Putin doesn't make it until Wednesday. His loyalists are only loyal because of fear and money. He's about to find out how loyal they are when they don't want to be on the wrong side of history.
  21. Yep. Russia is going to bomb what it wants to bomb and there isn't shit Ukraine can do about it.
  22. I think that's why so many people are confused about this. I honestly believe he has some sort of terminal cancer. But this is not Vlad who is cold and calculated. The Russian military force that we thought was so mighty was and is part of our conditioning growing up. But we really have not seen his whole army actually fight a good war. His wins are by his top tier units who are scary good. So I would say his 1 percent is fucking terrifying. The other 99 are scrubs
  23. You can't intercept a cruise missile. You have to shoot down the plane. I think the next two days is going to show how fucking serious and deranged Vladimir is. He is going to keep Kiev encircled but he is going to take his focus off of it. He is going to bomb a small city and level it with his Bear bombers to instill panic on the rest of the country. Basically bombing Lubbock to show Austin what is next
  24. Javelins are designed to hit you from the top where the armor is weak. And when the steel melts. It melts down on the guys inside the vehicle. It is sickening.
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