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FartingMonk

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  1. Fine. Sorry. I just look at the military stuff with a big grain of salt. The continue pulling rabbits out of hats makes me believe our hand in this is way above what everyone thinks
  2. I'm not saying they are stupid rubes. They have been shown to be pretty damn capable. Sometimes a little too capable like they have some sort of cheat code. I'm all for it. Kill all them fucking Russians. I'm just saying it's a little too convenient. Like oh, here's a little tidbit you didn't know. The Ukranians have been practicing small unit tactics and battalion size formations and integrate seamlessly for years. Then it's haha. Here's another fun fact Ukraine for some reason has technological advanced drones. Then now oh ha, you silly Westerners Ukraine has been toying with this autonomous counter battery system since you were in diapers. It's like playing war with my nephew. I say ha I shot you with my laser gun. He says oh yeah. I block it with my anti laser shield. Like where the fuck did you get an anti laser shield at. That's how it is when reading about the Ukrainians
  3. Haha. Yes yes. The Ukranians the very same Ukrainians who have been trained by NATO forces for the past 10 years all of a sudden develop and implemented this savage ass counter battery program that their NATO instructors were too ignorant to adapt. The same Ukrainians who who just got satellite link from Elon Musk and just had their guys trained up on using artillery from NATO forces has somehow did this fucking badass implementation where their artillery can not only kill Russians but can suck the soldiers dicks while doing it. Yes the same Ukranians who have had to have artillery shipped in had so much free artillery to practice with so they were able to go and just shoot shell after she'll to perfect this badass system. Yep.. my.take is bad.
  4. You guys are silly. These "Ukranian" tech is the US war nerds playing what if stuff in real life using Ukrainians to shoot at Russians. If you told me right now the Ukrainians are simply just moving artillery into place and we are shooting it for them remotely I wouldn't be surprised
  5. A lot of small towns have little meat markets. They all usually have some sort of kitchen in there and you can find some amazing burgers
  6. Nah chicks do crazy shit for dudes over 6 foot. Dude was 6'9 she do crazy shit.
  7. Why didn't the guy just duck?
  8. She's not wrong. This is the type of war we have been begging for. Capable fighters who aren't Americans killing Russians.
  9. Nah. I hope Russia dies and is never a threat again. I'm just saying when people being up Article 5. We are past article 5.
  10. The only way Russia can win this one is by bombing the shit out of the NATO supply line into Ukraine. Article 5 be damned. We have done everything to declare war on Russia except to say we declared war anyhow.
  11. Our weapons systems are very very easy to learn. A week is ample time to make you proficient in any weapons system we own.
  12. Next big hit is going to be chemical companies. Feedstock is usually natural gas.
  13. I used to go there and watch the bootleg movies and stare at hot coed ass walking by.
  14. Dupont sponsored our environmental science class so 1st period of my senior year at West Orange Stark we hung out in a pontoon boat going up and down Adam's Bayou learning about the flora and fauna. My teacher had a real strong hate for that bastard Chinese tallow tree but those gators we saw in there were massive.
  15. Yeah. It was. I went to school with the two guys who tracked down the and shot the gator
  16. oh man. I'm going to look into that. I have Cha siu mastered. I have to do tamales
  17. Haha. Same thing happened to me in Mexico City and Tula De Allende. I went in there and tried to order in English. Got a no halo Ingles in a fluent Mexican Spanish. So I tried to use my 3 years of high school Spanish. Then the dude says "ni Mexicuh hua ho Cha ah". Basically said your Spanish is shitty in Cantonese to me. Turns out the immigration population there is huge and they all speak the local language. I still can't wrap my head around it. And I get pissed off when people assume I don't speak English but I make the same damn assumptions of other people.
  18. First time eating a Seattle dog sober
  19. Yeah I just moved to the PacNorWest about a month ago. I had lived here previously when I was in the Navy. I have a few friends who still love here and they love baseball. I'm actually a huge Giants fan.
  20. Beautiful day for baseball
  21. Edgar Martinez statue night
  22. It is a terrible story
  23. Huge Chinese population in Mexico. Some of the fusion is fucking amazing.
  24. So one of my buddies is a nuclear guy on a submarine. He's Chinese. He's married to a Korean girl. He's from podunk Georgia. His father died and leaves him a fair amount of money from life insurance. Super sharp guy. He gets sent to Charleston to be an instructor at Nuke school. His 10 year security clearance comes up and needs to be renewed at this time. He gets selected chief and all that jazz. Well the money, the Korean girl all throw up red flags and his security clearance gets held up for a year and he's just stuck in limbo. He finally asks the command if he can go to Admirals mast(basically request and audience with the Admiral). So he is up in DC in front of NAVSEA08. Probably the most powerful guy in the Navy. He has a bunch of people speak on his behalf. Then he goes up to talk. The most Chinese looking guy in the room. He say "sir, all I ever wanted to be was serve my country.". He has the most Southern accent in the world that it caught 08 off guard. 08 just stops him and says son. I heard enough. Admiral dismisses everyone. 30 minutes later Chan was cleared to handle nuclear material again. N
  25. Oh man. This was one of the coolest stories. I saw this about two years ago with my parents who are Chinese(from Vietnam refugees) and they kind of laughed. They said look at you guys. We came here in 1980. We spoke Chinese Vietnamese, and all sorts of other dialects. We even learned English and Spanish. You kids grew up learning English and Chinese. Now my grand kids sound like white kids. It's only been 40 years. Look at how we eat. We made brisket fried rice yesterday. We have Cha siu ravioli because someone thought it might work.
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