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FartingMonk

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  1. So one of my buddies is a nuclear guy on a submarine. He's Chinese. He's married to a Korean girl. He's from podunk Georgia. His father died and leaves him a fair amount of money from life insurance. Super sharp guy. He gets sent to Charleston to be an instructor at Nuke school. His 10 year security clearance comes up and needs to be renewed at this time. He gets selected chief and all that jazz. Well the money, the Korean girl all throw up red flags and his security clearance gets held up for a year and he's just stuck in limbo. He finally asks the command if he can go to Admirals mast(basically request and audience with the Admiral). So he is up in DC in front of NAVSEA08. Probably the most powerful guy in the Navy. He has a bunch of people speak on his behalf. Then he goes up to talk. The most Chinese looking guy in the room. He say "sir, all I ever wanted to be was serve my country.". He has the most Southern accent in the world that it caught 08 off guard. 08 just stops him and says son. I heard enough. Admiral dismisses everyone. 30 minutes later Chan was cleared to handle nuclear material again. N
  2. Oh man. This was one of the coolest stories. I saw this about two years ago with my parents who are Chinese(from Vietnam refugees) and they kind of laughed. They said look at you guys. We came here in 1980. We spoke Chinese Vietnamese, and all sorts of other dialects. We even learned English and Spanish. You kids grew up learning English and Chinese. Now my grand kids sound like white kids. It's only been 40 years. Look at how we eat. We made brisket fried rice yesterday. We have Cha siu ravioli because someone thought it might work.
  3. Getting ready to take off from the Westin in Seattle
  4. Their Syngas/methanol unit is more likely to be torn down and be built into another chemical refinery. Shift syngas to Air Products and just focus on Acetic Acid and get out of the methanol business
  5. Depends if they can get a buyer or not. If someone buys the property then they also buy the skeletons. If not it would be in LYBs best interest to keep the land and build on top of the skeletons
  6. They've been trying to exit that space for a long time. It doesn't align with their business and the refinery is old and is going to be a liability. They are trying to get ahead of it. There is a reason there have been no buyers for a while. It's fine after fine and waiting to blow up
  7. We launched a UAV out of our Trash Disposal Unit on Our sub back on 2008. And then we launched another one off the deck of the boat. They have gone leaps and bounds on it since. UUVs are going to be the next big thing especially when they end up sinking a carrier
  8. Yeah..........about that............haha
  9. I don't know why but the Kareem orange juice bit just cracks me up. Magic does all kinds of shit to try to make the orange juice and Kareem shits on him. His girl makes it out of concentrate and water and he doesn't say shit and just drinks it. I laughed my ass off.
  10. It was Bijan getting hit in the backfield or a qb running around and attempt a deep ball to Worthy. That's our entire second half offense
  11. Why do you think we just completely collapse in the second half. They make adjustments. We roll into 3-4 3 and outs in a row. Defense gets tired and we end up losing 5-6 games that we had huge leads on because of second half collapses because the offense only runs 1 good play well.
  12. The problem with the Sark offense is he does the let's run the same play until they can stop it. Well if we can only run one play really well then that's where we suck.
  13. I was section 135 row 29. His pitch left a really loud smack so I wouldn't doubt it
  14. Was at the game yesterday. Pretty cool to see Ichiro throw the first pitch. Last time I was at that stadium was for my reenlistment and Seattle beat the Yankees 1-0 with ichiro scoring the only run.
  15. No breggy bombs either
  16. I was at last nights game. Way too many runners left on base and man do they hate the Astros outside of Houston. Headed back tomorrow for the day game.
  17. 3 Black Sea submarines haven't surfaced since mid February. Food is probably getting a bit low.
  18. This thread is making me really uncomfortable with the fuck Russians thing. Was it ok to beat up Muslims because they didn't openly condemn ISIS? Was it ok when we beat up Asians because Covid. Yeah. Fuck this. I'm out. Edit. Let's just put all Russians in internment camps for now
  19. 3M is about to get their shit packed in for AFFF. Fire fighting foam. Causes cancer apparently.
  20. Go ahead and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
  21. I used to do this evil China thing until I started asking about the evil America ways. I'm pretty convinced we are the bad guys. People were all Slava Ukraine. Bro what did you think was going to happen. They were going to die. It's puppet shit that we don't know.
  22. With refugees eventually they wear out their welcome and the host country turns on them
  23. That's why every story that involves anything nuke I take with a grain of salt.
  24. It's the stuff that is still on them. If they sat near the source and got radiation poisoning and left then everyone else would be fine. But when you kick off radioactive dust and don't get deconned then you are bringing that shit with you. That's the whole poop theory. You see shit on the ground you smell it. That smell is the radiation. But if you step on it and track it back to your house your wife smells it.
  25. The best way radiation and contamination has been explained to me is radiation is like a fart and contamination is the poop. So we got 7 bus loads of Russians covered in shit going back to Belarus. A lot of people are going to get the stink on them. Maybe that's the false flag.
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