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John Coctostan

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Everything posted by John Coctostan

  1. All the lawyers on Surly are managing partners.
  2. I still have nightmares about that guy returning kicks in the Rose Bowl.
  3. Wait, is a penalty not a penalty if you make the tackle anyway?
  4. Brando: This is a stunned crowd. They’re used to Nebraska being ahead by a lot. Was the crowd in a coma for the last 20 years? Did they just move here from out of state in July?
  5. Like Saturn, aggy devours its children
  6. College refs don't get paid a lot. And there's a whole lot of money sloshing around college sports gambling these days. If there hasn't been some shady business yet, there will be soon. It's just human nature - and a lack of serious oversight. Heck, Tim Donaghy made $400k a year in the NBA .
  7. A bit disappointed out of the Texas state crowd shots so far. Was expecting more coed sloots.
  8. Don't underestimate aggy's ability to turn any middling win into a program-defining victory.
  9. Vince at the 'Shoe at night ranks with those. But not sure what his second would be. Just weren't a lot of big road games in-conference for him.
  10. Their kids are going to run so fast they'll travel back in time.
  11. Not a great track record, but it's practically Wakanda compared to College Station.
  12. Their DB tried to kill the receiver on that targeting call tho.
  13. And then take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew god whose ark this is.
  14. Maybe he’s thinking of Miami of Ohio?
  15. They've already got diversity. They have old white bald guys *and* old white guys with hair.
  16. I think they only had about a dozen in that FSU game.
  17. That nose looks like it’s seen a lot of white powder.
  18. [Big XII ref] Horse-collar tackle. 15 yards and automatic first down. [/Big XII ref]
  19. Don’t care. Had sex.
  20. Red's dead, baby. Red's dead.
  21. I love the Barstool announcer closing the broadcast by saying the Wyoming kicker took care of business “with the entire nation watching.” This is the Arizona Bowl on the CW.
  22. This is the guy whose last two coordinator hires were Manny Diaz and Mike Yurcich. So ... yeah.
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