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  1. Just now, Drew said:

    Honestly that’s about a bad a start as you’ll ever see.

    Now the offense will suck for a drive or 2 just to make it more suck for us more.

    Then the good guys take over and win 27-24.

    I’m just willing it to existence.

    I've got the cowboys team total over 26, so I'm fine with that scenario. Make it so. 

  2. I blindly bet the 1st qtr over in every game on the theory that most preseason games the 1st team offenses do well in early preseason. All 7.5 points except for the seattle, cleveland, and Carolina game, which were 9.5 pts. Edit, I guess the Jets game was 7 pts. 

  3. On 9/11/2020 at 3:51 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

    Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

    Trust me, this surprises no one...

    On 9/11/2020 at 4:51 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

    I had clearance as Clarence. She’s probably reading this thread. Well, you’re fat, ugly and stupid. You’re a volunteer firefighter, a cam girl, a real whore and attention whore, and a liar. You live in an apartment.  Your husband is fat and has a terrible beard. 

    It disgusts me that we are in the same party, but I take solace in that you don’t believe in any ideals. Rather you’re in it for the attention. 
     

    because your party is overflowing with morons like Fitlump, QAnon fucktards, and aggy. You choose the company you keep, don't be surprised when the lights come on. 

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  4. 1.) Oklahomo Truck Chase sounds like one of those  deviant sexual acts found on Urban Dictionary.

    2.) That cop apparently thought nothing of flipping that truck into oncoming traffic, because it sure as fuck almost happened. 

  5. I wonder how many cases of domestic abuse they will log in Big10 country today? Dudes sitting around all day, watching football, drinking beer and stewing over their life on the sidelines. Wife enters around 6:30...."Have you seen my phone? I can't find my phone. What time do the  buckeyes play tonight? Oh, there's my phone. Who's Kevin Warren? Why is everybody so riled up on Facebo.....

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  6. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2020/09/11/qanon-website-shuts-down-after-nj-man-identified-operator/3472475001/

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    A popular website for posts about the conspiracy group QAnon abruptly shut down after a fact-checking group identified the developer as a New Jersey man.

    Qmap.pub is among the largest websites promoting the QAnon conspiracy, with over 10 million visitors in July, according to web analytics firm SimilarWeb Ltd., and served as the primary archive of QAnon’s posts. The website aggregates posts by Q, the anonymous figure behind the QAnon theory, and the creator of the Qmap.pub website is known online only as “QAppAnon.”

    The fact-checking site Logically.ai identified Jason Gelinas of New Jersey on Sept. 10 as the “developer and mouthpiece” for the site. New Jersey state records connect QAppAnon to Gelinas’s home address, Bloomberg found.

    Reached outside his home, Gelinas declined to comment on the Logically report, saying only that someone had sent it to him on Twitter after it was published.

    “I’m not going to comment on any of that,” Gelinas said when asked if he was behind the website Qmap. “I’m not going to get involved. I want to stay out of it.”

    Wearing an American flag baseball cap, Gelinas said that QAnon is a “patriotic movement to save the country.”

    Hours after the initial contact from Bloomberg News, the website was no longer accessible.

    A LinkedIn profile for Gelinas says he works as an information security analyst at Citigroup. Citigroup declined to comment.

    lulz

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  7. 1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

    This is going to be a total shitshow.

     

    I also suspect that's pure bullshit and every question will be vetted beforehand, or else we're likely to get 30 questions about rawdogging Stormy. 

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  8. 7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

     

    The solemn, dignified recognition that this sad anniversary deserves.

     

     

     

    Just kidding, he made it about himself, because he is incapable of not whining like a cunt. Special date.....jesus christ. 

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  9. I can sort of understand his "Yo, Semite" pronunciation because his fatass likely never walks more than 50 yards, so its unlikely he has ever considered visiting a National Park (or at least one that won't carve his fucktard face onto a mountain).

    But Fortuneey, you goddman idiot???? 

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    He's probably got that thing framed 15 fucking times around his office.

  10. 4 hours ago, SDG said:

    Thanks for the annual reminder to verify my ESPN app.

     

    For those who don't have the option this link has been pretty consistent: http://123tvnow.com/watch/longhorn-network-espnlhn/

    edit; it looks like the link still works.  

    I admit the following seem's airtight

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    DISCLAIMER: 123tvnow.com is not in anyway associated with any sites. We do not host any videos on 123tvnow.com itself. 123tvnow.com is absolutely legal and contains only links to other third party websites like Youtube, Google, Dailymotion,… and many more which actually host videos. 123tvnow.com is not responsible for the compliance, copyright, legality, decency, or any other aspect of the content of other linked sites. If you have any legal issues please contact the appropriate media file owners or linked hosting websites. 123tvnow.com only and only provides links to third party video hosting sites which videos are uploaded by third party users. 123tvnow.com in no way affiliated with them nor intend to do that.

    Sorry Disney....did you read our disclaimer? 

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  11. 1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

    Hindenburg and Hydrogen....stop me if you have heard this before...

    Why “Hindenburg”?

    We view the Hindenburg as the epitome of a totally man-made, totally avoidable disaster. Almost 100 people were loaded onto a balloon filled with the most flammable element in the universe. This was despite dozens of earlier hydrogen-based aircraft meeting with similar fates. Nonetheless, the operators of the Hindenburg forged ahead, adopting the oft-cited Wall Street maxim of “this time is different”.

    We look for similar man-made disasters floating around in the market and aim to shed light on them before they lure in more unsuspecting victims.

  12. 30 minutes ago, NAVY said:

    I got you fam

    http://123tvnow.com/watch/longhorn-network-espnlhn/

    It's been up all summer. Hopefully they won't get shut down game day

     

    I'm sure there will be plenty of streams to be found. 

     

    10 hours ago, Eggo said:

    I have all my TV needs met by Hulu + Live including Disney+ and ESPN+, and Netflix. All needs, that is, except for the fucking Longhorn Network. Normally this would not bother me because classic games and interviews usually end up on Youtube, but 1-2 weekends a year I am irrationally angry. 

    Fuck the carriers and fuck Longhorn Network. 

    Interesting, I was thinking about getting ESPN+ just for the game this weekend, if I couldn't find a good stream. This would seem to indicate LHN is part of ESPN+. 

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    Is that not the case? 

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