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Blotto

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  1. 8 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

    Kyrie is just fucking crazy.  You can manage crazy for a little bit.  Phil f’n Jackson might manage to get a couple of productive seasons out of him, but eventually cray is gonna cray.

    Crazy and fucking dumb. He has convinced himself that spending one year in Durham makes him a genius. Gonna be hard to convince me Kyrie

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    “I do research on both sides,” Irving said at the time. “I’m not against anyone that thinks the Earth is round. I’m not against anyone that thinks it’s flat. I just love hearing the debate.”

    He said Monday he’d like to have the matter put to rest, and noted that this escapade was a good lesson of how words that come from influential people can have enormous power.

    “At the time, I was like huge into conspiracies,” Irving said. “And everybody’s been there.”

    You can't even be moderately intelligent and  believe the fact that the world is flat.  Because he has can bounce, pass, and shoot an orange ball better than most people on the planet, he has millions of dollars and people kiss his ass. But he's one of those stupid fucks that has convinced himself that he's Einstein because people have kissed his ass for so long. 

  2. 8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    Tomi telling Mitch he won't get re-elected.  He's 78 and just a hunch, but this might be his last go around in the Senate.

    Thurmond left the Senate in January 2003 as the United States' longest-serving senator - He was born in 1902

    Near the end of his life, Byrd was in declining health and was hospitalized several times. He died in office on June 28, 2010, at the age of 92. Byrd is the oldest member of Congress to die in office.

    These worthless fucks will hang on forever if you let em. Id rather he get hit by a fucking bus so we dont have to chance it. 

  3. 25 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
    27 minutes ago, Blotto said:
    got OSU on the ML (+285). I don't have a strong feeling but I always bet the underdog in this game becuase the value is usually there. Also took the over. So far got a chance on both. If i could, I would have both teams lose. 

    On Ohio State money line as well. Blows my mind that everyone is acting like Ohio State is a bunch of 3 stars. Already got paid once for the same bet vs. Clemson so this is house money.

    Yeah, the other reason that I like that bet is I'm pretty sure I'm getting almost 3-1 odds betting on the better QB. 

  4. 19 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

    Dude he made one catch. He’s my favorite Longhorn since probably Vince, but calm the fuck down. 

    Yeah but that brought his season totals to 4 catches for 60 yards. HOF type numbers, imo. 

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    President Donald Trump is considering having Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz defend him if he faces another impeachment trial, two sources familiar with the matter said.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Friday Democrats are prepared to move forward with impeachment next week if Trump doesn't resign, and Trump is beginning to mull who would represent him in a Senate trial.

    Giuliani, Trump's personal attorney, is expected to represent him, the sources said, and Trump is also considering hiring Dershowitz, a controversial attorney.

    I mean Dershowitz probably has some clout remaining, but why in the fuck would you want Rudy involved? Should be good for some laughs. Maybe this time Rudy can stick his hand down his pants WHILE presiding over a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping. 

  6. 9 hours ago, WJC88 said:

    Greg has been an elite prospect since he was 9-10 yrs old.  And training as one.  Kai just started playing the game seriously at 15.  I think that makes a difference in the players we see right now.

    Most draft boards don't have Kai high on their boards because they are just noticing him.  He looked so raw as a freshman.  The improvement he has shown in one year is impressive.  He is showing improved range, better ability to put the ball on the floor and get a basket.  The NBA is famous for drafting on potential.  If he continues to develop his game he will move up those draft boards as he has since this season started.  

      

      

    exactly. See- Hayes, Jaxson

     

  7. 4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

    that's why you don't call TO; don't give WVU any chance to get organized. with the game on the line and Ramey charging the rim, all five defenders instinctively ran to him. kudos to Ramey for making the right play, and shouts out to Andrew "Bigass Balls" Jones. fuck it feels good to have experienced talent again. helluva win today. great fucking win. 🤘🏼 

    That aint no joke. We were getting a good look at a 3 pt shot one way or another, lulz

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  8. 9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    the Big 12 is tough.  I just don't see them ending up top 8 because of that.  the wheels don't have to fall off for them to end up top 9-12.  I would extremely happy to be a 3.

    Oh I don't expect us to be a 1-2 seed, but I also didn't expect this squads to go balls deep, no-lube style on Kansas in Lawrence either. Lots of teams are going to drop some games this year. Considering my expectations heading into the year, if we end up with a 3 seed, I'd be thrilled as well. Just not going to place the ceiling there. 

  9. 7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    we definitely need to take advantage of the "road" games this year.  I see this team ending up as a 4 seed at worst and probably a 3 at best.

    If we can turn a sweet sixteen trip into recruiting a big time point guard we could have the makings of something.

    Even my pessimistic ass wouldnt put the ceiling on this team as a 3 seed. You could argue they are a 1 seed right now, and have conference wins over # 4 KU and # 14 WVU on the road. Can I see the wheels falling off? Sure its Texas basketball, few schools can make the wheels fall off faster. BUT, right now I don't see a whole lot of teams playing better ball than Texas. Zags, Baylor, Nova (and that game was close), who else? 

  10. 1 minute ago, orangecat92 said:

    sorry guys, either I'm a jinx or this appears to be the same basketball I saw last year.  As of  5:21 remaining, I see no coaching adjustments being made.  Not an expert, just am looking for an adjustment. 

    There's still room for improvement, but to say this is the same team as last year ain't right. We are on the road playing a ranked team. We lost by a hundred last year in WV. 

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