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Blotto

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  1. 8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


    fuckers best get busy bringing back their Mexican pizza...

    I presume that's the commitment to the caravan that Biden must honor?  Once we open up that southern border, something is gonna have to satisfy the hunger of all those illegals wilding in the streets. And what better to hit the spot in that case than a Mexican pizza, just like abuela used to make. 

  2. 12 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

    My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

    https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

    I doubt he cares too much about what a bunch of liberal communists think. But I suspect he cares greatly about his company's status as a Trane Comfort Specialist. If Mark loses that badge the value of his business changes drastically. 

     

  3. 16 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

    An Aggie aggy does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

    That pretty much points to beastiality as the likely matter under investigation.

     

    16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

     

    After seeing the photo, I am sticking with my original suspicions. 

  4. 36 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    So I don’t think a lot of people are focusing on WHY the my pillow guy is pushing so hard for Trump to stay in power. My best guess is that he committed fraud (FCA violations) in order to get that mask making contract that he never delivered on and the next admin is going to nail him to the wall

    Its funny that as long as I've been aware of the guy, I've never known his actual name. I just had to look it up and I'm certain that if somebody showed me that name out of context there is no way I would recognize it as the MyPillow guy. He is bigger than his name. Like Batman. 

  5. 2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

    God damnit....it is AD and not AP.

    If you call him AP you are a fucking moron.

    Who gives a fuck. I used his initials as I commonly do when I'm in a hurry. Sorry I don't have his poster on my wall as a quick reference guide for all his nicknames. 

  6. Doesn't appear things have improved for AP. Stupid fucking sooner, lulz

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    Adrian Peterson is on the hook for $8.3 million in defaulted loans after the New York State Supreme Court ruled against him in a summary judgment, according to records obtained by ESPN.

    The Detroit Lions running back, soon to be a free agent, was hit with a lawsuit in July 2019 from DeAngelo Vehicle Sales LLC, a Pennsylvania loan company (think investment vehicles, not cars). The company alleged that Peterson failed to pay back a loan of $5.2 million issued in October 2016.

    Peterson reportedly did not appear in court to argue his side, nor had any lawyer there representing him.

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/adrian-peterson-83-million-defaulting-loan-new-york-supreme-court-013828241.html

  7. 3 hours ago, orangecat92 said:

    I hope Urban enjoys that first pick in the draft so much he gets the first pick in the draft for the next two years.  He will quit midway through year three at the very most.  arthritis, kidney problems, sleep apnea, whatever he wants to bail for.  

    Can you imagine watching his explode at the end of a 4-12 type season?  Ha! 

    thats a lot of pizza 

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    1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

    I think that Meyer will do quite well. 

    He went undefeated at Utah, he turned Florida into a power, he turned Ohio State into a power, and he gives speeches to grown men on a regular basis on the speaker circuit. 

    Yeah Tressel really left that place in shambles. 

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    1 hour ago, bluto said:

    Such an asinine stonk, and even tho it’s over $40 it’s 100% a stonk. I’ve picked up a few more $30 contracts for March on it.

    Stock is trading at a 5 year high. 5 years ago their most recent FY report showed revenue of $9.3B and profits of $600+ million. There TTM figures are revenue of $5.1B and losses of $200 million. Just shows you how important it is to get a guy on your board that knows how to sell dog toys online.

  9. 20 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    took me getting my hands burned on bbby, jwn, and gsx, to not touch shit with high short interest

    That's one of the reasons why I am waaaay overweight in LGND. Volatile stock, but an interesting pharma play due to all of their partnerships. Went a bit overboard when it dipped down to the $80-85 range, so the recent run up is nice. I'll sit on this one as long as it takes, but they are always one of the most heavily shorted stocks around. Healthy balance sheet and a pipeline full of possibilities. 

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  10. 10 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:
    10 hours ago, Pancho said:
    I’m 

    We truly are a nation of idiots.

    Millions and millions of booger-pickin, mouth-breathing morons. There's no way back. I feel like Luke Wilson's character in Idiocracy. Wake up one morning and wtf... Fully expect Brawndo to start flowing from my kitchen faucet any day now. 

  11. 8 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

    Just wanted to post this headline.  
     

    Staten Island Republican Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler’ at Protest Apologizes by Saying She Actually Meant to Say ‘Mein Führer’

     

    https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/staten-island-republican-who-shouted-heil-hitler-at-rally-apologizes-by-saying-she-actually-meant-to-say-mein-fuhrer/

    This fucking simulation, man. If we were playing a game of "Onion headlines, yes or no?", I would have bet it all on "yes" 

    But then I drop her name into Google and find this gem.... 

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    Staten Island borough presidential candidate Leticia Remauro has resigned from the Staten Island Hebrew Public Charter School’s board of trustees after a video surfaced of her saying the phrase “Heil Hitler” during an extended rant while attending a rally outside Mac’s Public House last year.

     

  12. 8 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

    maybe Del accidentally placed the "win some shit or get fucking fired" letter he had for Tom in Shaka's box?

    I suspect he already left a stack of them in Shaka's box. That being said, I don't have a lot to complain about Shaka this year. Quite the opposite actually. I'm digging what he's got going on this year. 

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