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Blotto

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  1. 15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Well.....go with me here.....we're not working with the smartest people in the country here.  In fact, they have pretty much self-defined as being the dumbest motherfuckers in the country, so what else would you expect?

    With few exceptions, the "I own 17 guns, and there ain't a goddamn thing the government can do about it" dipshits are largely some of the dumbest motherfuckers I know. 

  2. I recently upgraded phones from a pretty old phone with presumably an old version of Chrome. Now when I quote a post on Chrome mobile, and try to delete one or more embedded quotes, nothing deletes but I get the blockquote widget added to the text.

    Wtf is up with that? Is it my virtual keyboard, chrome, user error? I need that dude from the commercials about becoming your parents.... "we're gonna open a. pdf, whose next?" Screenshot_20210118-141427.thumb.jpg.f1e438f013d0f064e7e55453bbb94159.jpg

     

  3. 5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

    Joshua Black. I saw him in an interview, I felt like I'd need to smoke a fair amount of meth to pick up all the subtle nuances he was laying down. There's flighty dumb, like Jenna, then there's black hole density dumb, like Joshua.

    Cops patted him down at the Capitol and didn't find the knife he was carrying, so he made sure to tell the FBI about that.

    It's probably best for him to spend time somewhere that he doesn't have to worry about power bills or groceries.

     

    https://www.wvtm13.com/article/leeds-man-arrested-for-role-in-capitol-riot-says-crowd-was-angry-over-stolen-election/35220156#

     

    6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

    Yes.  Him and Carl partnered investments into the 'Big Sausage Pizza' and 'Captain Stabbin' catalogues.  And Captain Stabbin' will be getting a pardon.  I don't know what crime he committed by I bet it's not good.

    Just sounds like some wholesome nautical hijinx to me. 

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     Captain Stabbin brings you the very best booty content, from her first anal sex scene, to amazing boat sex scenes at sea, every episode is sure to please! These girls are ready for a stern spanking (pun intended)! Raise the main sail, set course, and join Captain Stabbin on his anal adventure! Arrr!

     

  4. 8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


    fuckers best get busy bringing back their Mexican pizza...

    I presume that's the commitment to the caravan that Biden must honor?  Once we open up that southern border, something is gonna have to satisfy the hunger of all those illegals wilding in the streets. And what better to hit the spot in that case than a Mexican pizza, just like abuela used to make. 

  5. 12 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

    My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

    https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

    I doubt he cares too much about what a bunch of liberal communists think. But I suspect he cares greatly about his company's status as a Trane Comfort Specialist. If Mark loses that badge the value of his business changes drastically. 

     

  6. 16 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

    An Aggie aggy does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

    That pretty much points to beastiality as the likely matter under investigation.

     

    16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

     

    After seeing the photo, I am sticking with my original suspicions. 

  7. 36 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    So I don’t think a lot of people are focusing on WHY the my pillow guy is pushing so hard for Trump to stay in power. My best guess is that he committed fraud (FCA violations) in order to get that mask making contract that he never delivered on and the next admin is going to nail him to the wall

    Its funny that as long as I've been aware of the guy, I've never known his actual name. I just had to look it up and I'm certain that if somebody showed me that name out of context there is no way I would recognize it as the MyPillow guy. He is bigger than his name. Like Batman. 

  8. 2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

    God damnit....it is AD and not AP.

    If you call him AP you are a fucking moron.

    Who gives a fuck. I used his initials as I commonly do when I'm in a hurry. Sorry I don't have his poster on my wall as a quick reference guide for all his nicknames. 

  9. Doesn't appear things have improved for AP. Stupid fucking sooner, lulz

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    Adrian Peterson is on the hook for $8.3 million in defaulted loans after the New York State Supreme Court ruled against him in a summary judgment, according to records obtained by ESPN.

    The Detroit Lions running back, soon to be a free agent, was hit with a lawsuit in July 2019 from DeAngelo Vehicle Sales LLC, a Pennsylvania loan company (think investment vehicles, not cars). The company alleged that Peterson failed to pay back a loan of $5.2 million issued in October 2016.

    Peterson reportedly did not appear in court to argue his side, nor had any lawyer there representing him.

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/adrian-peterson-83-million-defaulting-loan-new-york-supreme-court-013828241.html

  10. 3 hours ago, orangecat92 said:

    I hope Urban enjoys that first pick in the draft so much he gets the first pick in the draft for the next two years.  He will quit midway through year three at the very most.  arthritis, kidney problems, sleep apnea, whatever he wants to bail for.  

    Can you imagine watching his explode at the end of a 4-12 type season?  Ha! 

    thats a lot of pizza 

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    1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

    I think that Meyer will do quite well. 

    He went undefeated at Utah, he turned Florida into a power, he turned Ohio State into a power, and he gives speeches to grown men on a regular basis on the speaker circuit. 

    Yeah Tressel really left that place in shambles. 

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    1 hour ago, bluto said:

    Such an asinine stonk, and even tho it’s over $40 it’s 100% a stonk. I’ve picked up a few more $30 contracts for March on it.

    Stock is trading at a 5 year high. 5 years ago their most recent FY report showed revenue of $9.3B and profits of $600+ million. There TTM figures are revenue of $5.1B and losses of $200 million. Just shows you how important it is to get a guy on your board that knows how to sell dog toys online.

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