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Quasimofo

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  1. Whine and boohoo for two solid weeks about recruit rankings, and then jump right back on the flexing!
  2. Hold on a minute... you mean to tell me that the story of several aggy drowning in the bed of a pickup because they couldn't get the tailgate down is NOT true?
  3. Not to disparage my fellow white guys, but he'd better build the wall BEFORE he kicks the Hispanics out. Or, build it, then say "hey, guys, looks good on this side, let's go around and see how the other side looks"
  4. He probably saw the word "tapa" or "tapas", and "nobody knows more about speaking Spanish than me, believe me" - TAPED
  5. An actual 5* might go play for Texas because he thinks the other guys are actual 5* players when they are actually 3* players that some random ranking guys have inflated into 5* players and that will make them better and us worse because that actual 5* player probably would've come here (who am I kidding, of course he would have) and then we'd be better, but of course some of those fake 5* players they have aren't from Texas so they don't actually count but we all know that kids pick where they play college ball by looking at recruiting rankings and "why should I go to #4 when I can play for #3, huh?. Splain that." How can you idiots not see that?
  6. If he'd change his Build That Wall strategery to preventing my wife from buying this shit...
  7. And then there is "HGAF" which I can only hope is "who gives a fuck". Ghost of LL must be on life support somewhere
  8. God Bless the inner net for bringing me real time pleasure of seeing those rubes SO fucking upset about losing moral victories (defeat, snatched from the jaws of victory) over recruiting.
  9. What does Leah Knight do besides pose with recruits? I understand she is the aggy antithesis to BC, but does she perform some sort of service? I mean, other than what it looks like she's there to do. Brewster seemed to take the helm while he was there.
  10. Take care of yourself, old man! Upside down gun porn is not easy to come by!
  11. Welcome to Austin, Californians! *ducks*
  12. New ending to the movie remake of Lynn Swann losing Kliff.
  13. He's going to have that kid stand in front of Pelosi and smirk until she relents.
  14. Someone named "will" should never use the word "likely"
  15. Narrator- apparently he'd never been with a worder
  16. Oh it's just a matter of time before they come upon the idea of a minefield.
  17. You could text the hydraulics guy for his number...
  18. MountainHorn and I find you peasants teddibly, teddibly, boring.
  19. Since aggy uses SEC numbers math in draft picks, I'm surprised they haven't picked up on Texas Highway Dept.'s large aggy contingent, and boast of their superior number of Roads Scholars.
  20. I'll never understand why a highly recruited athlete would ever give Hamm his phone #, much less carry on a text conversation with him. He's toxic to everyone in his orbit. There's video evidence of him doing it to his own child. What in the world could Taylor Hamm do for you? There is absolutely no confidentiality. His #1 concern is Taylor Hamm. Liucci is a dipshit of the highest order, but I get it. He's smart enough to have made his niche work, in his own John Milton way.
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