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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. Just now, TexMexBuddha said:
    4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
    The entire season in one play.  Well done Sark.  Glad u stuck with this pussy at QB all year.

    That was not on Quinn. Sark had 4 plays to get 1 yard.

    Agree but we've had many games this year bailed out by the defense.  14 pts tonight?

  2. Going back a couple of weeks...

    Christmas Eve.  6:30 PM.  I'm almost an entire bottle of wine in and comfortably watching A Christmas Story.  Parents show up to open presents.  First I'm hearing of this, but fine.

    Wife: Can you go get the tamales?

    Me: What are you talking about?

    Wife: I ordered a dozen tamales from *local Mexican restaurant*.

    Me: I'm almost to the bottom of this bottle of wine, it's raining, and I seriously doubt this place is still open.  Did they call you?

    Wife: No.

    Me: I'm 100% positive this place isn't open right now.

    Mom: Fine.  I'll go get it.  I can't believe you'd make your mom drive in the rain.  I'm so sick and tired of you and your brother @Jameslaw121 drinking all the time.

    Narrator:  We don't.

    Me taking the high road as I pass my wife going up the stairs to get dressed:  Thanks for ruining Christmas!!!

    It all worked out.  Everyone ended up apologizing.  But, I'm still perplexed by the, "I hope our tamales are ready and waiting for us at 6:30PM on Christmas Eve.

     

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  3. About to get back in the saddle.  After moving back to DFW, I went through "cycling depression" in that there are no empty roads, no scenery, no hills, etc... My bike has been collecting dust.  But, I've got something to plan for hence this post.  I'll be in Denver for a couple of weeks this summer.  I'm pretty sure west of Denver kicks the shit out of anything I saw in the Smokies.  Anyone on here know the area?  I've looked on Strava, YouTube, some Denver Trek site, etc... There's almost too many options.  Ideally, 30-40 miles, climbs, but no cars.  

  4. 14 hours ago, futureman said:

    is nacogdoches a pretty town?  I always assumed it was east texas backwoods hell but then again I’ve never been there. 

    My experience was mostly around the SFA campus (college sweetheart) but, yes beautiful area.

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