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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. I haven't had anything worthy enough to post for a second. Got one tonight. 6th grader is struggling with his homework. Wife was helping him. I look at problem #1, and it's wrong. Son had doubled everything. I told him this was wrong which pissed off my wife. I couldn't get it through her head that 12 is half of 24 and, thus, you'd use half the amount of each. After arguing with me for 5 minutes, she walks away and says, "Fine. Listen to your father. I scored higher that him on the ACT in math." I took the SAT and scored 1390. I have no idea how I did in math, but I know what a half is. Her last comment was, "If you're so smart, see if you can get his mattress cover on his mattress. Of course, I couldn't let it go. I took care of the mattress in 3 minutes, then went downstairs to let her know it was as easy as figuring out the math.
  2. 4th and 31. Rush 2. Somehow give up a TD in single coverage. Well done.
  3. Auburn should have to go to the Big 12 for that fuckery.
  4. What a meltdown. 2
  5. Another clean qtrs by a Big 12 for. Amazing that teams are just so GD perfect against us.
  6. Correct. If heading north by all the official tailgates, it's last, up the hill.
  7. Well anyway. If anyone at the tailgate sees this, come say hi. Wearing the TX Columbia hat. With my son. Playing catch.
  8. Well. I'm here. Nobody I've spoken to posts on Surly, so I have no idea what to do.
  9. Aggy employee arrested for pedophilia. https://www.kbtx.com/2023/11/17/2-brazos-county-men-federal-court-unrelated-child-pornography-charges/
  10. It kind of was. Didn't we get screwed by a couple of coaches and writers when it came to the poll calculation?
  11. I thought about that. Holding is called less overall in the Big 12 as compared to most conferences. My argument is that it's going to have a far more negative effect on a team like TX. Hence, point #1.
  12. This is what I can't get past. Texas' front 7 and backups have several NFL prospects - some possibly 1st day picks. Texas has played 10 games w/ Big 12 refs. (I think this is correct. Taking out Bama as I know that was SEC.) OU ran 80 plays against us, so I'm going with an average of 80 defensive plays a game. On any given play, there are between 3 and 10/11 blocks. So, I'll go with an average of 6 blocks a play. 10 games X 80 plays X 6 blocks = 4,800 potential blocks. Apparently, *4,799 of them have been clean. * I can't recall the exact # of holds called. I know one was offsetting against Baylor. I only recall one hold that was called and accepted. I'm sure my effort and math can be picked apart. Regardless, there is no excuse for our team - giving 100% - to have to play above and beyond the 11 on the other side of the line.
  13. Sweet. I have a miniature lawn Bevo of my own. It's about the size of a golden retriever. Wife got it at an estate sale. It goes out front for both Halloween and Christmas.
  14. Haha. My Tech father still throws a fit to this day stating that was a dirty hit.
  15. TX 52 Tech 21 856 yds
  16. First Surly tailgate Friday. Looking forward to meeting some of y'all. Bringing my future Longhorn highschooler. If there's anything specific I can bring, please let me know.
  17. Knoxtnhorn

    USMNT 2023

    Is Beerholder regarded? Reyna off and now a like for like switch at forward?
  18. Knoxtnhorn

    USMNT 2023

    Well we're an Anthony Robinson away from being pretty damn nervous right no
  19. I saw this on Twitter and still don't get the gist. I would guess UT has more Hispanic students/grads than any other college not in San Antonio or El Paso.
  20. Knoxtnhorn

    USMNT 2023

    Lol. Was it July Fowdy? I was sick, and had just finished off a couple of bourbons. I fell asleep in the 1st half thinking about what a disaster this game was turning into. I wake up at halftime hearing Fowdy's voice, so I assumed I really was just having a nightmare.
  21. I can't recall which side it was, but the lawyers did not want anyone experienced in accounting. The defendant was gaming the system by moving this purchase over here and that car title over there. During selection, anyone with accounting experience was eliminated. I thought that was odd.
  22. Wtf with the refs?
  23. 3 fumbles that have bounced their way.
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