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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. Thanks Quinn. Turn what should be a blowout into this.
  2. And, as a defender, if you know the QB isn't going to move, you can rush all out. You don't have to worry about squaring up for the possible move. You go 100% straight at the QB, so Quinn is actually making it worse for himself. Fuck. If you're going to get hit, at least be moving forward. If he's afraid of contact, I'd much rather get tackled moving than standing like a statue. That's got to be harder on the body.
  3. For those that called me out a couple of years ago when bitching about Kiatkowski............. thank you. If our defense was just good, we may have a couple of more losses. He has saved the season thus far.
  4. Exactly. It's not even just the shitty passing. Fucking Case McCoy would have 75 yds rushing in the 1st half of this game.
  5. Palmer is such a dumbfuck
  6. I know it won't happen, but Ewers needs to see the bench. I'm sick of this shit.
  7. We have two, maybe three, badass receivers and a badass TE, and less than 100 yds in the air at half.
  8. To the short side of the field.
  9. I'm done with Ewers. If he can't hit a deep ball, can't run, can't manage a pocket, and makes dumbass decisions, move on.
  10. Geez. We're going to have so many guys drafted and still be a Top 5 team next year.
  11. Not even close. Head didn't turn around, holding both arms down, Jesus Christ.
  12. Obvious pass interference. Why do we never get this fucking call?
  13. LOL. We have the better punter.
  14. You see that Quinn? Stop being a bitch, move, and complete a pass.
  15. Moore was wide fucking ass open.
  16. Well done. Now stop fucking around O.
  17. Oh good. Greg Davis is back.
  18. We're rooting for TN, right? Get GA to 3 losses in case we drop one. If TN loses, they'll prob finish with 2 losses.
  19. This is my yearly post bitching about ad lyrics superimposed over Christmas music. It's trite. It's lazy. And it's always a group of stupid-looking white people with stupid looks on their faces.
  20. Family and I were up there for the TN game. There was quite a bit of mixture of both fan bases. We ate at JJ's on W Dickson Street. The area was really packed 3 hours before game time. Oddly, the Arky folks were extremely nice. I was wearing a Vol shirt (for my wife) and a Longhorn hat. I was expecting to be berated, but I didn't get a single trash talking comment.
  21. From my classroom. Yearly observation done. Tyson fight tonite. New bottle of bourbon. FIGHTTTTTTTT!
  22. Good God. Was that the year NC State blocked like 45 field goals against us in the opener? If so, that was the year I went through 3 coffee tables. My family still brings that up any time TX loses a game. "Did ya break any coffee tables?"
  23. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Not going to bitch considering the win and we played on a Chia Pet field.
  24. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?
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