Everything posted by Knoxtnhorn
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
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2024 Random Games thread
We're rooting for TN, right? Get GA to 3 losses in case we drop one. If TN loses, they'll prob finish with 2 losses.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
This is my yearly post bitching about ad lyrics superimposed over Christmas music. It's trite. It's lazy. And it's always a group of stupid-looking white people with stupid looks on their faces.
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Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
Family and I were up there for the TN game. There was quite a bit of mixture of both fan bases. We ate at JJ's on W Dickson Street. The area was really packed 3 hours before game time. Oddly, the Arky folks were extremely nice. I was wearing a Vol shirt (for my wife) and a Longhorn hat. I was expecting to be berated, but I didn't get a single trash talking comment.
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Happy Friday, my fellow assholes, it’s pig roasting time . . .
From my classroom. Yearly observation done. Tyson fight tonite. New bottle of bourbon. FIGHTTTTTTTT!
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Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
Good God. Was that the year NC State blocked like 45 field goals against us in the opener? If so, that was the year I went through 3 coffee tables. My family still brings that up any time TX loses a game. "Did ya break any coffee tables?"
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USMNT 2024
Not going to bitch considering the win and we played on a Chia Pet field.
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USMNT 2024
When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?
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your favorite tv/movie gifs + their origin story
Wow. I always thought it was a Seinfeld scene. Thanks.
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your favorite tv/movie gifs + their origin story
I've texted this to my son at least 30 times in the last two years during our high school and/or Cowboy games. I actually don't recall the context. Halp!
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your favorite tv/movie gifs + their origin story
These three were split off from their original "tribe"/allies. The girls are reacting to the fact that one of their friends/allies had been voted off in the previous tribal council. The dude, is obviously happy about this outcome. I'm pretty sure that's the context.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I'm laughing at one of the new Disney ads. IIRC, it's a kid getting his hair cut at a barbershop which, I'm assuming, is inside Magic Kingdom's Main Street. They show, I think, his dad and grandfather also getting a cut. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be as a kid if I walked into Magic Kingdom and had to go get my hair cut.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Opposite problem here. I throw out a bag of grapes, several apples, several oranges, etc. every weekend. I've asked her to get packaged fruit, but I'm told it'll be eaten this time.
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Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
Lulz. My mom took my brothers and I to see this movie at the dollar theater. She got so pissed that there was an "evil" Superman, that we had to leave the movie early. I remember not understanding the issue. Come to think of it, I'm still not quite sure what her deal was.
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Game Week 10, Texas at Arkansas
I can kind of top that as far as disappointment goes. I've posted this story on here before, so apologies if it's repetitive. I was living in Knoxville and one of my best friends has a wedding that day. The wedding will cause me to miss a bit at the beginning, but I'll be at the hotel bar by the 2nd quarter. No big deal. IIRC, Arky jumps out to an early lead. I'm heading to the hotel ASAP. Get there and the GD bar is closed. There's no TV coverage. The reception (and drinking) begin. I'm trying to figure something out when one of the guys at the wedding says something along the lines of, "Bummer about Texas being down 35-6 at the half". What!? F it, I'll just drown my sorrows in beer. I proceed to get hammered and mostly forget about the game. Get home late that evening and am curious about WTF happened. Rewind the VCR. (Yes, I was the last person in America still using one.) Hold up. It's not 35-6 at half. It's 21-14!! Holy S! Does this mean would might have actually won? Nope. Proceeded to watch the 2nd half of that disaster. Essentially, I got to experience Texas lose to arky twice in one day.
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Yellowstone
Damn. I could watch the cowboy stuff all day. I'm sure it bores 99% of the general public.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Ok. I get it. Injuries and a backup QB. But, can they at least try something different? Running up the middle and throwing 1 yard passes DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. Put in Lance (at least for the mobility) or throw the ball down the field.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My Saturday routine, like many on here, is to watch college football all day. I'm not exaggerating when I state that I didn't hear a single talking head include aggy in the playoff picture. It was kind of weird. They'll beat NMSU and Auburn, then "only" need to beat Texas at home. It's not that far-fetched. Win a rivalry, night game at home. It's just funny to see a total lack of respect given to them considering how they're always all, "Everybody look at me!" To add, if the script was flipped exactly, there's no way folks aren't keeping Texas out of their mouths when talking playoffs.
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2024 Random Games thread
I was at a feux Hooters sports bar in Knoxville the night he jetted TN. The entertainment I got from that experience will forever keep him on my good side.
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Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots
SEC refs are far worse than the shitty Big 12 refs we left.
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Texas (5) VS Florida - 11AM on ABC - Makin’ Some Gator Boots
Moore can go with Cook.