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Whatever

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  1. Pretty sure you meant to type Texas vs. WVU for scenario #2. I prefer that option.
  2. Have you seen our run defense? Especially our QB run defense?
  3. Whatever replied to Helobious's topic in Football
    There is no point in having the rule. Let 'em celebrate and if you're on the wrong end of the play, remember you could've done something to prevent it.
  4. Clearly I'm old and don't give a shit anymore, 'cause I'd smash all of them. ALL of them.
  5. Leach to K-State and Les to KU. Just like old times in the B12. Plus the entertainment level between those 2, Herm, Holgo & Gundy would be epic. Kiffin can take over ISU after Campbell takes over for Urb when he has another "heart attack".
  6. Well Duffy runs better than Bowman so we're probably done either way.
  7. I wish Gumby's was in SM when I was in school there ('01-'04). Whenever I visited friends in Austin Gumby's usually entered the mix around 2am. We used to have Alvin Ord's delivered for lunch when hungover all the time. It's still my favorite sandwich place and has the best homemade ranch ever.
  8. Whatever replied to Helobious's topic in Football
    Pretty sure it was the same game where Mack & DeLoss were making out on the sidelines after we secured the win. 2012 IIRC.
  9. Haha at the one poster saying 59-0 was their worst all time loss. I guess it's worse than 77-0 because secsecsec? I'm confused.
  10. Whatever replied to Helobious's topic in Football
    I'm with you on this one. Horns down doesn't bother me one bit. It's part of college football's raw emotion and that's why I love this game so much. We put Horns up when something good happens and we should be able to take it like an adult when something bad happens. Getting butthurt when someone does Horns down is akin to Kyler's actions after the RRS. Take the loss, pussy.
  11. I give it 5 minutes before it's deleted.
  12. Auburn is trash. Awesome ending.
  13. That is one of the best SNL bits of all time. The interview afterward is greatness: "Sir, how do you feel about all of this?" "ANGRY"
  14. Whatever replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    That's bad ass. He's always seemed like a great guy to me. And I love his role in Lebowski.
  15. Yep. Also the sweet heat skittles are great.
  16. I'm pretty sure Bob Stoops eats candy corn every day. It's horrible. My top candy: Snickers Reese's Twix Hershey's special dark Jolly Ranchers Sour Patch Kids Now & Later Starburst
  17. Whatever replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    Yeah Oliver Miller was very weird. He referred to himself as "The Big O." He gave me the creeps. Probably shouldn't be on any "greatness" list so fuck me.
  18. Whatever replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    Yep, I know him. Hope he's doing ok these days.
  19. Whatever replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    I was in the golf industry in DFW for 20 years. My list of people I've shaken hands with is: Emmitt Smith, Tony Romo, Terry Glynn (RIP), Troy Aikman, Bryant Westbrook (right after he signed with the Cowboys), Spud Webb, Dennis Johnson (RIP), Kenny Rogers (Perfect Game), Brady Black (fiddler for Randy Rogers Band), Hunter Mahan, Trip, Hank & Kelli Kuehne, Y.E. Yang, (beat Tiger in the PGA Champ), Anthony Mason (only time I've held an AMEX Black card), Oliver Miller, Jose Guzman, Homer Bush, Brittany Lincicome, Peter Gardere, Justin Leonard, Benji Gil (huge douche), Ian Kinsler (also a douche), and more that I'm probably forgetting. I also once answered the golf shop phone and it was Pat Summerall on the other end.
  20. The lack of urgency on the last drive and the subsequent stupid-ass onside kick were maddening.
  21. Whatever replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Daily Texan
    Still not as crazy as Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig's disease. What about Tommy John having Tommy John surgery?
  22. I was at that game and I don't remember that. But then again, I was 13 and all I could think about was my next chance to fap. 23 years later and that's still pretty much all I think about.
  23. I don't give a fuck what he thinks.
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