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orangebird

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  1. So if we follow the pattern, then WW3 starts next year?
  2. I'm going to Charlotte next weekend to catch Genesis in concert one last time before Phil Collins kicks the bucket. I am planning to just enjoy the whole show and completely forget that Texas football even exists. Good luck against WVU, you're gonna need it.
  3. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...it's what we do.
  4. You know, you're right. Giving up 49 points to Kansas just means you are pretty bad at football, to be honest.
  5. So, we're not covering at this point?
  6. Good God we look like Keystone Cops on defense. Blew up the wrong fucking guy.
  7. They're a good team, don't get me wrong. But not an elite one. Which just further serves to illustrate how gawdawful ours is right now.
  8. We're so bad, the zebras aren't even worth getting worked up over anymore.
  9. Narrator: "...they don't..."
  10. Yep, this team deserves about every last bit of ridicule they get from opposing teams and fanbases at this point. Bring on the SEC chants.
  11. Kansas has dropped 42 points on us midway through the third quarter. Let that marinate for a while.
  12. Fuck it, let Baylor into CFP. Twist that knife even deeper.
  13. Sure they do. They just seem to prefer the submissive role lately.
  14. I went to Illinois for grad school. I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there. Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.
  15. So, uh, I'm guessing Kansas is going to cover that 31 point spread, eh, folks?
  16. Sunk cost fallacy, I guess. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch this shit show in person.
  17. Kansas straight up pushing our shit in now. That's enough football for me for this year, boys. Call me when we fire Sark and get someone decent in here.
  18. Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"
  19. This is almost, "do they play football in China? Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.
  20. Charlie Strong is looking down at this from his rock bottom and going, "sorry, suckers."
  21. Can we just switch teams and staffs with UTSA at this point? Maybe do a promotion/relegation kind of thing, or something?
  22. Yep. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32623075/oklahoma-sooners-coach-lincoln-riley-late-baylor-bears-field-goal-agree-it
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