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SpiralOut

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  1. Like clockwork.
  2. Motherfucker took that shit all the way to the house!
  3. I still think that trade up to get him in the Draft is going to go down as a terrible decision. Kid is a half decent receiver and a half decent cornerback. He's not brilliant at either. When you play him both ways he ends up being rather ineffective at both. Plenty of guys in the Draft you could have grabbed who are better at either position specifically while not giving up all that draft capital. Egbuka went at #19 and look what he's doing.
  4. Absolutely zero percent chance he pulls Arch no matter what disasters occur on the field. Could you even imagine? There would be a media shit storm. You'd have NFL royalty in Peyton and Eli being asked why their nephew was getting yanked for some no name who wasn't impressive at Troy. And I guarantee you they wouldn't be putting the blame on Arch. All eyes would eventually be turning to Sark and how he couldn't get the best out of Ewers and now how he can't get the best out of Arch. The talking heads would start bringing up his overall W/L record. They might even bring up his past foibles with the bottle and who knows what else. Then what happens if Arch transfers because you benched him? Your top dollar, big name recruit bails on your team? Even worse, what happens if he bails, goes to another blue blood, and actually looks legit? The only way it would be slightly salvageable is if Caldwell balled out and we started winning every game. Sark is risk averse in the extreme. He doesn't have the balls to fire guys who need to be fired. He doesn't have the balls to bench guys who need to be benched. And he sure as fuck don't have the balls to cross the Mannings and deal with everything that comes with that decision.
  5. How the fuck did the Chiefs fuck that INT up? Good gawd that was awful.
  6. Unless I missed it, we don't know what kind of knife he used. Lots of blue collar types keep pocketknives or exacto-type razor blades on them for work. If the pepper spray didn't work it'd be real easy to go to that as a last ditch while it not being specifically kept on your person for self-defense. I can only imagine the panic this old man was feeling. He's just doing his job, can't hear a damn thing because he doesn't have his hearing aids in, it's dark, and then a big as fuck athlete type starts going all aggro on him. Can't talk him down, starts getting punched, pepper spray does jack shit, gets pummeled worse. I'd be scrambling for anything on me to try and dissuade this guy from continuing to kick the shit out of me and I'm half that guy's age.
  7. Hell of a fun game.
  8. There are a lot of truly awful teams in the NFL this season.
  9. Sanchez' old lady is an actress and she just finished that Chad Powers movie with Glen Powell. I wonder if he was in his feelings about his wife getting stretched out on set.
  10. I actually think Arch would look like a decent, competent QB if he was playing under a legit coach with a stacked team around him. Like if he had all day to throw, had a good running game, and didn't have to think on his feet much he'd look great. Unfortunately for him he plays on this shit offense under a fucking moron in Sark. So with a bad O-line and no running game he's got to think fast, adapt, and make shit happen and he's just completely incapable of that 99% of the time. Once in a blue moon you'll get that side step away from pressure and the nice long ball for a TD to Wingo. Most of the time though he's just going to do some dumb shit and make a horrid throw, eat a sack, etc. He's a 2 or 3 star QB who, because of his last name, is QBing for a major D1 program in the SEC which happens to be completely dysfunctional and can't carry him along.
  11. This game really does speak to how terrible Sark and his crew are at coaching. Your team is completely unprepared to play coming off a fucking BYE. No tackling. Both lines look like utter dogshit. Soft as fuck play across the board. And since the coaching is so piss poor and there are zero leaders on the team anywhere, you know none of this is getting fixed. Which means this team is set to completely spiral out of control for the rest of the season. They might pick up a win here or there, but there's no chance they whip their ass into shape and start playing to their talent level. When you've got bend over and take it bitches from the coaching staff on down it's gonna be a loooooooooooooong fucking season. Every team we play is going to be roaring to fuck us up knowing we'll fold like a cheap fucking tent when things get tough.
  12. Obviously the O-line is trash, but a QB with half a brain is easily able to just take off and gash that Florida defense repeatedly once the pocket falls apart. The Gators are garbage, but Arch managed to hang around in the pocket when it's clearly falling apart, hardly ever take off, and instead eat sacks. Or just make terrible throws on the run. Vince would have had 300 yards rushing this game with this piss poor O-line in front of him.
  13. Arch is actually the dumbest Manning.
  14. HAHAHA. This team is so shit at everything. Nothing to do but laugh about it now.
  15. This has to be the worst O-line we've ever fielded in the history of the program, right? I can't think of one worse.
  16. Well for as badly as we played I guess we're lucky it's only 19-7. Should be about 30-0 with that abortion of a first half.
  17. Fucking Christ he can't even hand off correctly.
  18. Can Sark bench himself, too? This team is soft as shit. Like Late Stage Mack soft.
  19. Fire the ESPN cameraman while we're at it.
  20. Good lord Livingstone got obliterated. He's a fucking man for holding onto that ball.
  21. I never really understood our ridiculously high preseason ranking. We sent how many guys to the NFL off last year's team? Plus the year before that? Brand new O-line who have next to no starts. New receivers who haven't proven shit. And Arch hadn't proved a fucking thing. Yet we're supposed to be #1?
  22. He might actually have a hurt shoulder this time.
  23. Well that was a nice throw to start.
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