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Hagbard Celine

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  1. where do they get this shit? everyone here is excited about the opportunity the big house affords to us, and NO ONE in our camp expects us to win or has this marked as must-win or guaranteed win
  2. did they think hobbit was officially or unofficially not doing what elk is now officially doing? that's key.... also,, going forward, we need to drop the "the" and the "o" aggy is singular, plural, etc.etc. thus there is no longer "the elk" nor is there any longer "elko" he is aggy he is elk
  3. please try "pom girls in chaps, laying on their backs, with their bare feet up in the air, making an orgasm face while holding their ankles"
  4. 78-0 but let's take care of our own business and sark would take his foot off the gas at 6 scores so it's a double-helix event regardless
  5. michigan is not a hostile environment texas - aggy (double weird) wolverine - tosu (hostile and weird) wolverine are us, although it melts their brain to contemplate that we are them regardless, a night game up there would have been dope i look at it like this we get a guaranteed morning game at the shoe which as just posted is the best outcome we get fair park at 230 (THE REAL START TIME) a year earlier - and everyone that wants 11am 0u kicks keep your fucking mouths shut don't say a fucking word you are WRONG do not waste the bandwidth embarrassing yourself
  6. that was an ACCIDENT tens of millions of student athletes have flow commercial and will continue to fly commercial the wichita state crash was also an ACCIDENT going further afield the manchester united crash was an ACCIDENT 99 was NOT AN ACCIDENT 99 was not an act of The God of Abraham allow me to retort! (/jules) from the report with the endorsement stamp of HOMELAND SECURITY: https://cybercemetery.unt.edu/archive/oilspill/20121006230807/http://www.usfa.fema.gov/downloads/pdf/publications/tr-133.pdf SUMMARY OF FINDINGS The 1999 Bonfire collapsed due to a number of both physical and organizational factors. Structurally, the collapse was driven by a containment failure in the first stack of logs. Two primary factors caused this failure: the first was excessive internal stresses driven primarily by aggressive wedging of second stack logs into the first stack. The second was inadequate containment strength. The wiring used to tie the logs together provided insufficient binding strength. Also, steel cables, which in recent years had been wrapped around the first stack, were not used in 1999, further reducing containment strength. These two factors – excessive internal stresses and weakened containment strength – combined to cause the collapse. The physical failure and causal factors were driven by an organizational failure. This failure, which had its roots in decisions and actions by both students and University officials over many years, created an environment in which a complex and dangerous structure was allowed to be built without adequate physical or engineering controls. This organizational failure is complex but includes such things as the absence of an appropriate written design or design process, cultural bias impeding risk identification, and the lack of a proactive risk management approach. in other words, 99 was not an ACCIDENT
  7. they had to have the first game at home just had to have it i can hear talkiebird throwing a hissy fit about it okay in 25, it's the first league game of the season, in austin, at dkr, at night, and no permit to storm the capitol the night before and we play every game in austin the same way given the historical record, this means 2 of every 6 seasons for them will be over before the end of september and they won't be able to pivot to "next year" when they still have 8 games to play
  8. teddy demanded and got reform in college football in 1905 to put an end to the violence that season, 1905, there were 18 deaths on the field wilson continued the reforms in 1909 which dramatically reduced the violence in football the first aggy stack and bonfire took place that year so we can use that as the demarcation line in the past 115 years, there have been deaths in and around college football programs, the most recent to my knowledge being Jordan McNair at Maryland in 18 since aggy believe that nut clenching, midnight cross burning and tree killing actually has an effect on the performance of their football team, we are left with no other choice but to conclude that the 12 deaths in 99 are the single most egregious event in the history of college football since 1909 so let's take death and dismemberment out of the equation and talk about money our money aggy remain a branch college of The University according to the Constitution of the State of Texas they get 1/3rd of the AUF payment from the annual proceeds on PUF assets they don't own and that are not part of their endowment although they claim 100% of the PUF as theirs they never paid back the loans to the AD in 07 and 08 despite AUF payments in the $600m-$800m range the last 3-4 years so when we remove DEATHS from the equation, the pornographic boomhauer contract easily by a parsec outranks any other fiscal scandal in the history of college football
  9. sa express paywall: https://www.expressnews.com/opinion/editorial/article/texas-a-m-bonfire-longhorns-19399644.php&ved=2ahUKEwirgMmdnceFAxWa_8kDHfYhBdsQFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3T0X3lnB6HAvZf-i362JOP
  10. every drainage basin east of the brazos is dumping fresh water in the gulf capture that excess and move it to the colorado and medina systems at zero cost+ (after the 1-time charge for the infrastructure + maintenance which both together recede to Zero )
  11. 95% of austinites require 2.3 seconds to realize the traffic light has turned green only south florida surpasses austin driver stupidity in other news, i can solve the water needs of the entire state for 100 years with 1 Billion dollars and the following technologies: 1. solar-driven Archimedes screws 2. downhill 1% grade aqueducts
  12. although he is retiring from broadcasting this weekend with his 40th call at the masters, the football forum is more appropriate for his sendoff given his association with the rise of the local sports reporter as symbiotic with the franchise he (now he/she) covered the most obscure lundquist fact: he was featured on the cover of the 1st edition of the book of the subgenius in 1983: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_the_SubGenius
  13. a perfect example of aglogic and agspeak.... https://www.kbtx.com/2024/04/11/families-reflect-potential-return-aggie-bonfire-am-campus/ here's the closing paragraph (emphasis mine) +++ "Despite the differing perspectives there is a shared sentiment among these families that the revival of Aggie Bonfire, if undertaken, will entail significant changes and challenges. They express hope that the committee tasked with this decision will address their concerns effectively and navigate the complexities to ensure a meaningful and safe experience for all involved. "The committee has a difficult job addressing all the concerns and hopefully they’ll be able to resolve the issues and be able to proceed with the new bonfire experience,” said Richard. Texas A&M University has confirmed that no action has been taken regarding the regent’s proposal to bring back the bonfire. Any potential reinstatement would need to adhere to the university’s settlement agreement with the affected families, which includes provisions for professional oversight to ensure safety and accountability." +++ The differing perspectives are from the parent(s) of 3 of the dead That's it 3 differing perspectives 2 of those parent(s) want the stack back with university control. The other is concerned about the return of the stack WITH TOO MUCH ADMINISTRATION INTERFERENCE And that's it. That's the full rundown of the "complexities" which will have to be "navigated" That last paragraph is like reading the aggy version of NewSpeak. Then, in the last sentence we see something I have never seen in print or in video: in order for the return of stack, aggy (allegedly) negotiated provisions for professional oversight in the settlement agreement (which one?) with the families (which ones?) Thus begins the quest which may result in the need to "file a freedom of information" (TM-texags 2024) Does anyone have access to or a copy of the document(s) defining these "negotiated provisions"????????? here's the full article spoiled but you can skip ahead to the next spoiled article because, wait, there's moar! game on, birches search: <aggy bonfire settlement agreement with families> result 1: the above article result 2: the below article, first published 081029, but updated ELEVEN YEARS later 191212 (hmmmm.....) https://myaggienation.com/archive/bonfire-lawsuit-settled/article_9b56ce78-f3c1-11e2-8b9a-001a4bcf887a.html (emphasis mine) there are 10 different tangents in that article from 15 years ago that need discussion i don't remember reading that article although i'm sure in 2009 during the heyday of Shag1 it was probably posted but no one gave a shit because the 2002 report that cited institutional juvenile delusion and a culture of obsession seemed to have put to bed forever the idea of killing more kids the immediate segue from the kbtx article 2 das ago is this: i want to see these alleged provisions for professional oversight to ensure safety and accountability supposedly memorialized 15 years ago in the university’s settlement agreement with the affected families that would likely require a fully public disclosure of a legal settlement in court 15 years ago between citizens and a public university which should be public and accessible game on, birches
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