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Daichee Bell

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Daichee Bell

  1. Fify. I think we’re going to see a heavy dose of those guys until the wide receivers settle out a bit.
  2. Easy to kill, hard to eradicate. As long as fat Pat's ticker is still ticking they will be a pain in our ass. He’s gonna go out like Elvis.
  3. But how does it take the length? Things pronghorn said.
  4. @immamaccan we sponsor his team? I would love to see a Surly Polish football team. next step, we sign free agent Janny Manzielczyk to be Ash’s backup.
  5. I just got him negged down to Tree Fiddy. Seems a nice round number. Hook 'em and prayers to the Ehlingers.
  6. I think the Surly games should have a much viewer friendly schedule. 100m. Pause for emergency crews. Then beer.
  7. I read the first sentence of every paragraph and it took me 5 minutes.
  8. Jerry is somersaulting in a vat of Johnny Walker Blue.
  9. Jerry is rolling over in cryonic suspension.
  10. Jerry is turning over in his grave
  11. Haha. Trade back Dallas.
  12. Thanks, Joe! Loved that.
  13. There’s a lot of feelings stuck in there when you’re 15. Give it time.
  14. That’s big, Sark!
  15. Shut the fuck up so I can continue to lurk in silence.
  16. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -Oscar Wilde regarding SydneyCarton
  17. Harris Sewell’s dad is a friend. Talked to him the other day. Nothing crazy to report. Just that Harris was very excited to get the Texas offer, and to get to travel around and look at schools. Proud dad for sure, as I would be. Hook ‘em.
  18. Better soundtrack. Better editing.
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