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Daichee Bell

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  1. We do a "tiny" beer run where you drink an 8oz beer every tenth of mile for a mile. Evacuate the beer and you are out. Absolutely brutal.
  2. Earl needs an “all gas no brakes” bumper sticker on his wheelie cart.
  3. Fify. I think we’re going to see a heavy dose of those guys until the wide receivers settle out a bit.
  4. Easy to kill, hard to eradicate. As long as fat Pat's ticker is still ticking they will be a pain in our ass. He’s gonna go out like Elvis.
  5. But how does it take the length? Things pronghorn said.
  6. @immamaccan we sponsor his team? I would love to see a Surly Polish football team. next step, we sign free agent Janny Manzielczyk to be Ash’s backup.
  7. I just got him negged down to Tree Fiddy. Seems a nice round number. Hook 'em and prayers to the Ehlingers.
  8. I think the Surly games should have a much viewer friendly schedule. 100m. Pause for emergency crews. Then beer.
  9. I read the first sentence of every paragraph and it took me 5 minutes.
  10. Jerry is somersaulting in a vat of Johnny Walker Blue.
  11. Jerry is rolling over in cryonic suspension.
  12. Jerry is turning over in his grave
  13. Haha. Trade back Dallas.
  14. Thanks, Joe! Loved that.
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