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89Horn

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  1. Be I little more positive and add an apostrophe to Well.
  2. Obviously his vag is sandy
  3. Fuck you 89horn!
  4. Shit! Red zone
  5. I think I just heard Sark yelling to the TCU staff, ā€œHey, you’re supposed to go for it on 4th down! Just so you know!ā€
  6. Just so fucking stupid. It gives TCU momentum
  7. And so it begins.
  8. A loss so powerful that it dissolves gel out of masculine hair.
  9. Targeting player: ā€œExcuse me referee. I’m entitled to notice and an opportunity to be heard. Please pause the game and set the matter for a hearing.
  10. I’m too lazy to look up the Big 10 bylaws concerning process on suspensions. But, throwing the term ā€œdue processā€ indicates some constitutional right. I’m not a Con law expert, but I don’t recall seeing some fundamental right in the U.S. constitution to coach college football as to life, liberty, property. The government is not infringing on anything here. Maybe it’s in the Michigan state constitution (sarcasm).
  11. The question remains, who ordered the sign stealing.
  12. Doesn’t even need to go that far. They only need one quarter of good play to convince the yokels that they were just 467 plays this year away from having a 12-0 season.
  13. First Half Texas 28 TCU 3 Final Texas 38 (Sark takes the points once) TCU 31 215 yards rushing
  14. Yeah, and we’re taking the whole fucking earth with us. Cockroaches and Twinkies won’t be spared.
  15. Wow* *Not meant as a joke, but as a tribute.
  16. Did Panda Express start selling bean and cheese tacos?
  17. Probably the best choice that the kids will get, but I would have gone with ā€œHit the Road Jack.ā€
  18. SEC rant has peer reviewed the research/analysis and is both astonished and fearful of the new fan base joining the conference.
  19. What’s going to be painful towards that effort is that Looch would only be able to collect $6,703.17 and a Busch Light and chicken strip combo coupon from the Dixie Chicken.
  20. K State’s coach was not going to let Sark be better than him at anything, including who’s the best at making boneheaded decisions that make no sense.
  21. The Lord: Sorry mom.
  22. 8-1

    89Horn replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Sark: I’m an overachiever. What can I say?
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