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Gooby

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  1. It's a home game for us. We could put it on HGTV and pre-empt Chip and Jo and aggy couldn;'t say shit about it.
  2. How the fuck are those guys so calm? The A/C in my office kicked on while I was watching that and I about jumped out of my fucking chair
  3. He sounded like he ran up a couple of flights of stairs before he read that
  4. I gotta be honest. Melania's attractive and all, but association with the Dipshit In Chief puts her on the "I wouldn't want anything to do with her" list.
  5. Donald Conspiracy thanks Tim Apple, while Ivanka Nepotism looks on
  6. And it should ding every time...like when you get a correct answer on Family Feud
  7. I don't care what anyone says. Lewinski could get it back then. Would (have)
  8. Get the fuck outta here with this
  9. Muh legs are sweatin', momma.
  10. Bringing up "muh terrorists" certainly worked for all of the mouthbreathers who are clamoring for the wall.
  11. If anyone is capable of distinguishing prayer rugs from other rugs, surely it's rural New Mexico ranchers
  12. With all the hoards streaming across unfettered, will there be an area unpopulated enough to land AF1? I mean...I've heard it's just a mass of people....
  13. Bottom feeders though they may be, I got 100,000+ miles out of a set of Kumhos
  14. Yes, but what you're failing to remember is that the CIA is the Deep State, is grossly incompetent and only reports lies.
  15. It fooled Elmer Fudd when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a woman, so........
  16. Gooby

    Cruz vs Beto

    Pretty powerful stuff there.
  17. She worked a 15 hour shift, but had lodged a noise complaint against him that day? She's coming off a 15 hour shift at 10 at night, which means her day started at 7AM. And I'm sure she had to report to the station before her day started. So at what time did she make the noise complaint? Who did she speak to at 5:30-6AM to make a noise complaint? Was there noise at that hour? Because in my experience, the best time to make a noise complaint is when there's...you know...actual noise happening.
  18. "Plans to buy the curtains were made during the Obama administration" OK. Let's see where this takes us. "The installation took place from March to August last year, during Haley’s tenure as ambassador, the paper said." Hmmm. "Last year" was 2017 "The State Department spent the curtain cash during a hiring freeze and funding cuts under former Secretary Rex Tillerson." This just gets curiouser and curiouser. Rex Tillerson wasn't Secretary under Obama. "Haley is the first UN ambassador to live in the building after a Chinese company purchased the Waldorf-Astoria and the State Department deemed it unfit due to security concerns." The Waldorf was bought by a Chinese company in 2014 So if I'm to believe this bullshit, the Obama administration...who was out of office on January 20, 2017...ordered curtains for an apartment that they somehow knew would be occupied by a Trump cabinet member. Now, I'm no high-end window covering expert, but it seems to me that at least some of the payment...if ordered by the Obama administration...would have been made during the Obama administration, and not when there's a hiring freeze and spending cuts imposed under someone who NEVER WORKED FOR OBAMA. These people are so full of shit, their eyes are brown.
  19. https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264 Perfectly normal reaction to a solemn occasion
  20. What a sad, pathetic bitch of a man.
  21. In fairness to the dipshit, it could go something like this: Don: "Who's this we're listening to?" Steven Miller: "Aretha Franklin" Don: "Works for me"
  22. Can you feel bone spurs in zero gravity?
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